The Important Broadcast Module 394: Shark Beef
Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
Global
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
It feels like we all waited ages for Steve to watch Jaws 3-D, but now he's wasted no time whatsoever in watching Jaws 4! His detailed review is contained within. Plus, The Great Leader talks about eggs and never, ever stops.
Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk
This week’s podcast is dedicated to Nicholas (Nick).
Thank you.
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| 0:00.0 | At Amazon, over 50% of deliveries now come with less packaging or with no added packaging at all. |
| 0:07.0 | It's a difference you'll notice on your doorstep, where you chat with friends, |
| 0:11.2 | where your neighbour's daughter practices guitar, and where we deliver your new noise-canceling headphones in the manufacturer's packaging. |
| 0:18.6 | Ah, much better. Reduced packaging from Amazon. |
| 0:22.5 | We're delivering change where it matters on your doorstep, |
| 0:26.2 | based on 2024 UK and EU Amazon packaging data. |
| 0:32.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:36.2 | Danny Wallace. |
| 0:37.8 | Well, hello, welcome to another important program. Global Player Original podcast. Danny Wallace. Brady O Eggs. |
| 0:39.7 | Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you. |
| 0:44.3 | Oh my goodness me. |
| 0:45.5 | If you're a fan of eggs, strap in. |
| 0:48.9 | Eggs are interesting, aren't they? |
| 0:51.1 | They're in plentiful supply today. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:53.6 | They're one of nature's great, great inventions. And mysteries. And mysteries. And enigmas. Because, dear listener, welcome along. We're going to get really into eggs this week. Really are. A lot of you have been asking us, could you get more into eggs? Yeah, we've been getting... Once you've listened to this, you'll regret that. There will be points of the program where it sort of comes to the end of a chat and you'll think, that's probably them done on eggs now. It won't be? No, no, no. They just keep coming back. Think about the egg, though, man. I mean, chickens have got, what, like five or six of them inside them at any given time. Yeah. Do you know that? |
| 1:27.6 | I don't know how many. At any given time. I don't know. They must hurt. Do you think? They're hard eggs, man. I mean, think how much it hurts. Do you pass an egg? I think, well, they lay an egg. So I guess they are passing an egg. But like kidney stones, man, that's going to take someone down for a couple of days. The chickens are designed to lay it. So you subscribe to the design theme, do you? I do subscribe to the design. It's a smooth passage that the egg usually enjoys. I don't think it is. Comes out of the cloaca. Mind your language. |
| 2:01.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:17.5 | Well, there's a lot of that, a lot of the other, a lot of different things. There's an awful chat we have about where honey comes from. Oh, dear. It's quite a biological show. It is a biological show, but you would be a great biologist. I would have made a wonderful biologist. because as you will find, dear listener, |
| 2:20.5 | I have a natural knack for as you will find, dear listener, |
| 2:17.6 | I have a natural knack for biology. You do. |
| 2:21.2 | Yeah. But don't drop your exclusive just yet. |
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