The Important Broadcast Module 432: A 22 Minute Standing Ovation
Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
Global
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This Broadcast takes many twists and many turns. Monster Trucks, Cannes Film Festival, Christian values. All sorts. The Great Leader wishes only to broaden your minds. Let him.
Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk
This week's podcast is dedicated to Katie & Sam.
Thank you.
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| 0:00.0 | Buzzing for the game this week, I want to hear what my mates are saying, |
| 0:04.0 | I want to tell them they're delusional, want to tell them who's score first. |
| 0:08.0 | I want to call the half-time score and the full-time score, and when our kid pipes up and says, |
| 0:13.0 | want to bet, I'll stop. |
| 0:16.0 | Think about it. Check my limits. |
| 0:18.0 | Check how much I've played. |
| 0:20.0 | And maybe I'll think, nah, not today, mate. |
| 0:23.3 | Sometimes the best bet is the one you don't make. Gamble responsibly. Bet Fred, 18 plus gamble |
| 0:29.2 | aware.org. This is a global player original podcast. Danny Wallace. |
| 0:37.8 | Ray D-O-X. |
| 0:39.8 | Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast, |
| 0:43.3 | which we bring to you with joy in our hearts. |
| 0:46.6 | And what a big heart it is. |
| 0:49.2 | Goodness me. |
| 0:50.5 | Blood it pumps. |
| 0:51.8 | In a healthy way. |
| 0:52.7 | In a healthy way. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah, oh, man, you're... It's like a super soak of the blood It pumps around your body man It's insane Yeah yeah yeah Yeah You remember you took us for that MRI with you I know So we could seal all your organs It turned out that like an octopus I have eight brains Yeah Which was the thing I was least surprised by You You had the ape brains, the huge heart, the gold blood. |
| 1:14.2 | I couldn't get my biceps in there. |
| 1:15.8 | They had to staple to... |
| 1:17.5 | That was embarrassing, wasn't it? |
| 1:18.8 | Yeah. |
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