The Important Broadcast Module 391: A Cottage & It's Nose

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

The Great Leader wishes to hear all about the Fact Finding Mission to Wembley Stadium this week. Did the Oasis reunion show live up to the hype and did it all go without a hitch for The Cute Boys? Plus, an awful lot of gnome chat.

Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

This week’s podcast is dedicated to Pen Y Fan.

Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Amazon has increased funding for employees to £3,000 a year every year for career development.
0:07.0	Like Juliet, she's now a trained technician.
0:10.0	And to her, the sound of machinery in need of repair, reminds her of how far she's come.
0:18.0	In two years, she's landed her dream job, providing her with valuable skills.
0:23.7	That's up to £3,000 every year for career development at Amazon. Eligibility conditions apply.
0:32.3	This is a Global Player Original podcast. Danny Wallace.
0:39.6	Well, hello and welcome to another important
0:41.3	broadcast podcast for you.
0:43.9	Joe, take it.
0:45.2	Well, what are you expecting today?
0:47.7	Because whatever it is, put it in the bin.
0:50.1	It is not what you expect.
0:51.7	No way.
0:52.5	If you were thinking that there was going to be levity, there won't be.
0:57.1	No.
0:57.4	If you were thinking that there was going to be great belly laughs,
1:03.7	just take that idea home and put it back in the fridge, frankly.
1:08.8	You're becoming a bit offensive now.
1:10.4	Yeah.
1:10.8	What there will be is knowledge. fridge, frankly. You're becoming a bit offensive now. Yeah. What there will be is knowledge.
1:14.2	Oh, God.
1:15.2	Knowledge, endlessly pouring from his mouth to your ears.
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