The Important Broadcast Module 395: The Rug Doctor

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Despite a pitch with no hitch, The Great Leader's camping trips are cursed... how else could you explain a mist of Guinness?

Steve too had an eventful week, as not only did he have a run in with a man in uniform but he also got into a disagreement with his good lady over a bag of crisps.

Plus, it was finally revealed what the acronym FUN stands for.

Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

This week’s podcast is dedicated to Davina (Gavin's Cat).

Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You have 30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, but it isn't any bomb.
0:05.0	It's a chemical weapon filled with poisonous gas planted by a serial killer.
0:11.0	You need quiet. But your ears never stop ringing.
0:15.0	You haven't slept properly in months.
0:17.0	Oh, God. You're on the edge.
0:19.0	And you've only got three seconds left.
0:23.9	Trigger point returns October 26 on ITV-1 and ITVX.
0:29.1	Hold your breath.
0:32.3	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:36.2	Danny Wallace.
0:39.6	RadioX. Well, hello hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you
0:43.9	and I expect your undivided attention today
0:48.2	Okay, shut up and listen
0:50.9	Because what a lesson you're going to get today
0:54.1	Homer's Odyssey Long, right? Yeah. and listen, because what a lesson you're going to get today.
0:59.1	Homer's Odyssey, long, right, but a journey.
1:00.9	Don Quixote.
1:03.6	Yep, long, but a journey.
1:04.8	Baby Dick.
1:09.1	And today, I'll tell you about my camping trip, long.
1:10.6	Long, but a journey. Good God, you're going to learn. You're going to learn so much. You're really, this is, to carry on the book analogy, it's like heart of darkness. This is like heart darkness, easy. Easy to, it's very much like that, except darker. Darker, yeah, yeah, yeah. But with more heart. There's a lot more anger in this story. Oh, yeah. I've got big news, actually. You're pregnant? I'm not pregnant. But I have officially finished The Handmaid's Tale. Oh. Thanks, thanks. We all have our own odysies, don't we? Yeah. And yours has been streaming a television program for weeks and weeks.
1:47.0	Weeks and weeks, but you did it.
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