The Important Broadcast Module 431: It Goes Shhhhh

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The Great Leader travels many hours to impart his words to you. Just stop. Give him your attention. LISTEN. This week, he attempted humour in his local WhatsApp group and it may not have been understood. Meanwhile, Steve describes an apparently indescribable kitchen implement and makes an excellent joke in good company.

Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

This week's podcast is dedicated to Asha & the twins.

Thank you.

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0:00.0	Incredible everyday prices?
0:02.2	Check.
0:03.0	The latest investment pieces?
0:05.0	Check.
0:05.8	Find it all at Bista Village.
0:08.3	Every day, shop with up to 40% off your favourite brands,
0:12.2	like Dyson and Creed.
0:14.2	The thrill of discovery awaits.
0:16.2	Less than an hour from London.
0:17.9	Bista Village, what will you find?
0:22.0	This is a Global player original podcast.
0:26.2	Danny Wallace.
0:27.8	Radio X.
0:29.6	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you.
0:35.3	Packed to the rafters with quality items do you have I'm sorry
0:43.9	this and that I didn't realize I'd finished speaking neither was I aware of that
0:50.0	Joe Job as a producer Danny as a what as a producer producer, is to speed you along. I see. Keep you on track. It doesn't let you veer off from the side. So you should listen to him and be grateful for those interjections. Joe, I'm so sorry. I am there to breathe oxygen onto the fire if we need more. Jenny's job as a presenter is to lead this shift. Okay, if you keep jumping in and throwing him off, he's going to knock his confidence. He's not going to be able to be as a broadcaster as well. As a boy, I remember listening to a broadcast very early in the morning one day. Joe, keep him on track. Are you saying I should stifle the fire? I think it was December.
1:28.9	Keep things moving along, Joe. Frost was on the window. Back in the days when there were frosts on windows. That seems like extraneous detail. We would say, ah, Jack Frost has been. Joe, come on, you need to keep him on track here. I would... Kick off the show. We're going to need a punchline within 50 or seconds.
1:44.6	You can't hurry me like that.
1:46.9	Don't throw them off the show. We're going to need a punchline within 50 seconds.
1:44.8	You can't hurry me like that.
1:46.9	Don't throw them off his stride.
	...

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