The White Noise Podcast

This week - Max goes looking for clues, Tom’s bar officially opens, and Stephen commentates on France vs England for the Sidemen. Meanwhile, tensions boil over after the Fantasy Football forfeit is revealed!

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

This week - Max finds something uncontrollably funny, Stephen takes on the cast of Taskmaster at football, and we get to see inside Tom's bar for the first time!

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

This week - we're joined by the biggest guest we've ever had. Meanwhile, Max buys a statue for £360 and Tom scrambles to get his bar open in time!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟 https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

This week - Tony's wrestling career intensifies, Tom's new bar faces a race against time, and Stephen ditches the bolognese to rescue a child!

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

This week: Tom opens a controversial new business, Max gets ill from dust, and Stephen Tries is back on the mic at Wembley!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

This week: Stephen gets awkward at the doctor’s, Cam returns from the chocolate factory, and there’s a new twist on the cringe and unfunny segment, Maxi’s Taxis.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

This week - rising band Max and the Weasels step in for Kanye West at Wireless Festival, and special guest Paddy shocks us with his daily diet.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

This week: Max becomes the star of his own documentary, Stephen launches a dating advice masterclass, and Tom gets dragged into his own version of Storage Wars. Ryan is also there.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

This week—Max’s chocolate factory falls into disrepute over the installation of a children’s pool. Meanwhile, we get invited to the premiere of Last One Laughing!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

This week - Max confronts Ryan after his abysmal display on last week's podcast, can he reclaim his position as co-host?

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2026

This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a hooligan with Danny Dyer!

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2026

This week - Stephen gives you the behind the scenes with Jack Whitehall and the BRITS. Meanwhile, Max leaves the podcast after a heated argument with Ryan!

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2026

This week - the boys endure Liverpool's worst pub crawl imaginable, while Max reveals his favourite thing to wash.

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2026

This week - Tom returns with a bang (and a crash), Max makes another ridiculous purchase, and You Laugh You Lose takes a drastic twist!Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use our code WNP50. This special offer is available for new customers as well as those who cancelled their subscription twelve months ago or more. “AD”.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2026

This week - we're joined by Liam Shaw (The Squid) as we confess the things we're most ashamed of. Meanwhile, Ryan prepares to impress Max ahead of a trial shift at the Frog & Bucket...

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2026

This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2026

This week - we get our tin foil hats on to tackle the world’s craziest conspiracy theories, and we meet Scotland’s Prop Comic of the Year! Cam Green also joins the party.

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

This week - Stephen meets Michael McIntyre, the Munt sets up a meal deal emporium and Tom's cat licks all its hair off. We're also joined by Tony Wright!

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2026

This week - Ryan dives back into dating and faces a choice between three lucky singletons. Meanwhile, talented youngster James Fruittella sets his sights on stardom.“AD” Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use my code WNP50. This special offer is available for new customers as well as those who cancelled their subscription twelve months ago or more.Terms and Conditions: This offer entitles you to 50% off your first box, and 20% off your next four boxes plus free treats for 3 months when ordered in consecutive weeks during your first six weeks as a HelloFresh customer. One voucher per customer and household. Must be 18 or over. Once redeemed you will be signed up to a flexible rolling weekly subscription. Valid for UK residents only (including Jersey, Guernsey & Isle of Man), excluding Scottish Highlands and Islands.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2026

This week - Max makes a fool of himself at his birthday bash, while Ryan throws some home truth's his way. Stephen & Janet interview Tom for the Man United manager's job.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2026

The whole gang gets together for this year’s Christmas special. Join us for Secret Santa, Family Misfortunes, and find out who will be punished!

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

This week, Robbie Knox joins the boys to talk Soccer AM, drinking with the stars, and some surprising celebrity encounters.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

This week - the boys stumble back from their booze-up in Wales, Max demolishes 12 bags of Monster Munch, and General Waste is finally exposed for his crimes!

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

Old man Tom celebrates yet ANOTHER birthday in spectacular style, while Ryan prepares to conquer the mountains...

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

Ciarán Carlin talks working with WillNE, achieving the perfect score on Wii Bowling and watching every Fast & Furious film without sleeping. Meanwhile, Ryan questions his role in his cat's demise. Try Huel with £10 OFF today using my code WNP10 at http://huel.com/WNP10  Minimum order value of £60. AD.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rejects us!

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

This week, we tackle life’s biggest questions — starting with: what’s the best pen? Max has strong opinions about a ketchup sachet, Stephen accidentally bakes poisonous cookies for a child, and Cam Green sits down to the strangest meal you’ve ever heard of.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

This week - Max gets on the Ozempic, Ryan gets frisky in a service station near you and Tom shares some BIG news!

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

This week - Max buries his sausage in the garden while Stephen gets bricked up. Tony Wright also joins the boys!

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

This week: McGrath brings in a cool gadget, Max downloads Tinder and Stephen jets off for secret filming!

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

This week: Mr Lookalike talks Tiktok fame, walking a Yorkie chocolate bar at Crufts (or not) and his most outrageous skit yet! Follow Mr Lookalike on all socials: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrlookalikeany1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrlookalikeany1 YoutTube: www.youtube.com/@mrlookalikeany1 Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟 https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

This week: Max dreams of a warehouse clean-up, Tom buys eczema cream, Stephen gives a sample, and Dave defends the Royals!

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

This week: Ryan is single and ready to mingle, Tom eats 600 g of pasta, Stephen has a nightmare on holiday, and Max starts living at the cinema…

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

This week, we’re joined by comedian Jamali Maddix to talk about his wild career in television and stand-up, as well as our memories of university together. Check out Jamali on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/jamalimaddix/?hl=en And on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jamalimaddix Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟 https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

This week: Tom gets robbed, Stephen fixes the washing machine, Dave lives like a king, and Max reveals why he hangs around escalators.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

This week, we're joined by the legendary Danny Malin - Rate My Takeaway - to talk about the best and worst takeaways, a former magic career and serious BEEF! A big thank you to Danny for coming on, check out: Rate My Takeaway 

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

This week - Max performs unspeakable acts to a badger, while we also meet a frisky Northern Irish couple who admit their darkest secret!

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

This week - Max returns following his deadly leg bite, Tom unveils his most underwhelming talent yet, Stephen shoots a new Sidemen video and we're rejoined by special guest Callad!

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

This week we're joined by our biggest guest ever (not literally lol) ChrisMD. The episode is almost as jam packed as Chris' bowels at a festival. 

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

This week - we uncover Tom's shocking dating profile, Stephen gets a reality check and Max seeks romance of his own on a ghost tour!

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

This week - tensions boil over as we go Go Karting to celebrate Ryan's 30th, while Tom seeks to burn rubber in another way. And it wouldn't be Ryan's birthday without green, so we've invited Cameron on.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

This week - we're joined by comedian Josh Jones - star of '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown', 'Would I Lie To You' and 'Dancing On Ice'. Josh reminisces over his time at university with the lads, including Max's bizarre standup performance as Gargamel... Tour dates & tickets to see Josh: https://www.joshjonescomedy.com/news Follow Josh on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshyjones92/?hl=en-gb And on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshjonescomedy?lang=en

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Grab your party poppers, your cone-shaped hats and then join the whole gang for Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

This week Ryan returns from his big trip, Max is making big moves and Stephen has a little enemy 

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

This week - special guest Callad meets his biggest fan, Tom stars at Hair Con, Max becomes a bigoted parrot and Stephen recalls his worst gig!

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

This week - Tom returns from his catastrophic holiday, Max goes back to school and Stephen attends jury service!

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

This week we're joined by Liam - The Squid Vids - to discuss theatre, a phobia of sneezing and being wrapped in clingfilm naked. Meanwhile, tensions boil over as four cream bun outlets battle over territory. Liam The Squid  TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@thesquid_vids Insta - https://www.instagram.com/thesquidvids/ Pub Quiz Pod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YAR2DPlMfb7m8rSY10COf?si=6ad2d5de97d24be1

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

This week - Joe McGrath returns to confront his biggest enemy, Ryan gets tough, Max's IMAX is hijacked and Stephen purchases a new hat.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025