S4 Ep29: Biro Pens 3: It's Raining Pen!
The White Noise Podcast
Stephen Tries
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the White Noise Podcast episode 29. Woo! This week I'm joined by Maximum Smutian. Hey guys, it's me again. It's every week. Come here. I really should have said that better. Oh, go on and go on. Do it again. Is that? Is that? Maximum Smutian, go on, you got it. Okay. Hey guys. And also joined by Cameron Green. Good. Fuck off. |
| 0:24.6 | Oh. doing. Makes me smutty him. Go on, you got it. Okay. Hey guys! And also joined by Cameron Green. Good, fuck off. That's rude to Cammer. What have I done to you? You're sitting over there. You're on the other side, mate. Honestly, this side is all for us. Well, just me. See, I don't need to try hard or any of that shit. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah, so true, mate. |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah, he is. |
| 0:40.7 | You know, that fucking vagina on your arm, mate. |
| 0:42.4 | Does your arm tell a story now? |
| 0:44.6 | I don't know, actually. That's a good point. |
| 0:46.5 | Death by vagina. |
| 0:47.4 | Oh, for listeners, Cameron has a new tattoo. |
| 0:49.6 | I do. It's an eye. |
| 0:50.7 | It looks like a portal to a vagina. |
| 0:52.3 | It's an eye. Looks like a portal to a vagina. It's... Right. That'd be in the vagina. Going back to the vagina. Hey! Graham Norton, maybe. It's supposed to be from the Twilight Zone. Oh, okay. You mentioned that out. Yeah, yeah, that's like the little spiral. It's not finished yet. I'm going to put some little stars in where the negative spaces. I did think of having his silhouette. Or Sterling's Rod? |
| 1:12.6 | The way I think about it, that's Rod Serling |
| 1:14.6 | because he's dead now. |
| 1:15.6 | Yeah, as a ghost he's pointing to. |
| 1:17.6 | So yeah, a little ghost on my own. |
| 1:19.6 | The story is once your sister becomes a tattoo artist, |
| 1:22.6 | learn restraint, otherwise, whenever you're bored, |
| 1:25.6 | or you have any cockamamie idea |
| 1:27.6 | she's inclined to |
| 1:29.6 | You have a cocky idea you go to your sister |
| 1:31.2 | That's that not what I said |
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