Hello and welcome to the White Noise podcast this week joined by Danny Marlin. Yay! Mailing. Mailing. Shit. Is it time for the second intro? No, just leave it. We'll cover it with applause. It's fine. Danny Fish Marlin. Yeah. Malin? Yeah, it's Merlin. That's how you pronounce it, yeah. Wow. How do you spell it? M-A-L-lin. Yeah. M-L-L-L-N. Yeah, it's M-A-L-I-N.

Wow.

How do you spell it?

M-A-L-I-N. Yeah. I would have said Malin. Yeah. Malin. That's My-L-L-L-L-N that is. Also joined by Max Smith. Smith, yeah. Well done. and

Tom Looney

Looney

Looney

Danny are you getting a loony vibe from this guy? Definitely, mate. I mean, he's only one sat here with his legs wide open. Yeah. Have some respect for the guests, Thomas. He's proper, chill. I'm glad he's not got shorts on like me. That's why we can't have women on the podcast

that's not the only reason

it's the main one

and over in the corner we have

Ethan James

Ethan James

You're not doing that

You don't get your own jingle

He didn't even get his name right

I were going to go in for you then as well

I just saw the room and read it I thought, nah, they know. He was on your side. I'm not talking. The glory days, Danny, maybe about, oh, 10 episodes ago, I was loved everyone who would sing with me and now they just shoved me in this corner and just stare at me. The more people got of him, the more they got sick of him very, very quickly. Is this how you're proper talk? Is that you got a cold? This is quicker than normal. Honestly, I thought he were a bit congested. He's not well, to be fair. Is that what I'm asking? I think he bashed his head on his phone. Right. Yeah. from Newcastle Danny, so there's a bit of an accent there. I'm losing it a bit, though. This might be the most northern podcast we've ever done. Bloody hell. You and Danny. There you go. Overdosing. Two powerhouses. That's right. But I am at which size of me, but... Yeah. I can only dream. Yeah. Danny, for those of you who don't know, as you don't think there'll be many on this great podcast, can you tell us about, rate my takeaway? Just a brief overview of what you do. So basically, it's me as a fat guy, just going around the UK,, the world in fact, just tasting takeaways, tasting food and telling you how it tastes to me. If it's good, if it's bad, score it out of 10, usually a 10 because it's recommended. But yeah, it's good. And then every now and again, these clowns bring out a video ripping me up. That's true. Yeah. Me and Max have dined out on just watching your videos. Great videos. I like the honesty. It's refreshing to see someone actually. You know, if it's bad, say that it's bad. Well, yeah. You say that to me and Stephen? I'm going to say it's them too. And I mean, what I loved about, like, the first one, I remember the first one that you did, right? And then the amount of messages I got off people.

And I'm sat and I'm absolutely belly laughing. I'm watching this video because I loved it. And they're going and like the comments then coming in, leave Danny alone. Stop taking them, and then like they're messaging me, these two idiots are taking off the night. So I put a comment on saying ah cracking lads

great great and the second one coming like right I'm going to have to get him on rate my takeaway now because I've got to get my whole back a little bit yeah so and to be fair you look like a duck out of water on that man I was so shy the problem was I was yeah I was nervous because I was thinking I've taken the piss out of Danny and he's bigger than me and could better me

and now I'm on his territory

I can't be being my cocky self. But I think as well, you say to me, let's go to fat parts for a sandwich. We ordered all these sannies, then you didn't eat half of it. Because you're like veggie or? Because I'm a pestician. Pesticide. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So I looked at the menu and thought, oh, there's a veggie option. I'll just tuck into that.

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