S4 Ep40: How NOT to do Valentine's Day

The White Noise Podcast

Stephen Tries

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to the Winoys podcast, episode 40.
0:03.8	Valentine's Special.
0:05.6	Ooh.
0:07.2	What are you doing, Grandad?
0:09.9	Have you got dementia or something?
0:11.5	I think I'm on this, telly.
0:14.8	What, the movie?
0:16.8	You're in the movie?
0:18.0	It's the biggest white telly.
0:20.3	Oh, fuck off
0:21.3	Max
0:22.1	Bleep that Say it again then If we're bleeping it Fuck off Yeah Dopey You fucking idiot You fucking idiot Yeah Yeah Why am I the idiot Bringing up his small screen this early Oh, Cali did as well You know you're gonna get that sort of reaction Speaking of colour, to be fair.
0:36.9	You fucking idiots.
0:38.9	You're dressed like Elton John as well.
0:41.3	Do you want to be fair. You're fucking idiots.
0:38.3	You're dressed like Elton John as well. Do you want to be sexy? Oh yeah, boy. It's working. Yeah. Hellen John saw a video. He snaps at paparazzi and he goes, I'm blind. I don't see Stevie Wonder doing that. I know he doesn't see it either. And actually Steve, he wonder doing that?
0:54.3	He says, what?
0:55.0	He said he said he was blind.
0:56.1	He was really rude and then he doesn't see it either. I don't see Stevie Wonder doing that.
0:54.3	He says, what?
0:55.1	He said he was blind.
0:56.1	He was really rude and then he went, I'm blind. What, as if that? I would have done that. Yeah. No worries, mate. That's part of my new alter ego, isn't it that I'm starting? Being blinding. What's your first ego? I haven't seen the first ego.
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