S4 Ep50: He Got Catfished!

The White Noise Podcast

Stephen Tries

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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This week: Stephen gets awkward at the doctor’s, Cam returns from the chocolate factory, and there’s a new twist on the cringe and unfunny segment, Maxi’s Taxis.

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0:00.0	No, I get to be in the chair, though.
0:05.0	Penis retreated into my body, mate.
0:07.3	Yeah, that's the excuse.
0:08.4	But it was out.
0:09.4	It was out there, yeah.
0:10.9	He's out looking around.
0:12.8	Seeing the sights.
0:14.4	Nice change from your dad's ass.
0:16.4	Oh.
0:17.8	That's fucking horrible, mate.
0:20.2	How long would it have to be to be all the way in Lincoln?
0:24.1	Fucking 13-mile cock.
0:27.6	Lincoln Dance, in fact, over 13 miles, isn't it?
0:31.1	Stinking, Lincoln.
0:32.7	It would stink, yeah.
0:34.2	It would be going through fields and rivers.
0:36.6	It's not a hygiene of cock, is it? Should be. Hello, welcome to the... How's by scrubbing that? White Noise Podcast number of 50! Yay! 50! Half a decade! This week I'm joined by Max Smith. Hey, guys, what a pleasure it is to be here. Thank you very much. Well, Max. Well done. So, Looney. Looney. Looney. Looney. And see Jimmy G. Let's hear more about Max's Wondering Willie. Oh yeah? Yeah, Wondering Willie. Great new series. Just it on the... It's a whole series, don't even a segment.
1:12.1	Oh, yeah, it's going to be a series.
1:13.5	On the Red Button.
1:14.4	10 parts, which one, future length.
1:15.5	Yeah, yeah, full movie. What channel, Red Button? Surely not BBC. Oh, on the YouTube, Red Button. Oh, right. I've been trying to get a sick
1:23.3	in my way for years
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