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The White Noise Podcast

S4 Ep45: Our Funniest Guest Yet - Phil Ellis

The White Noise Podcast

Stephen Tries

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a hooligan with Danny Dyer!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to the White Noise Podcast episode 45.

0:03.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, though, guys. Yeah, a lot of applause on this podcast, Phil. Yeah. Even in doubt, applaud. Just clap. I don't know if I've ever been clapping correctly. I go for that because I saw it once when I was a kid and it looked grown up. I think you're doing well. I can't quite up the pace. but it's when you're the only

0:22.1

or you can hear your clap more than anyone else's

0:24.2

I always doubt that grown up. I think you're doing well. But I'm quite up the pace. But it's when you're the only,

0:22.3

or you can hear your clap more than anyone else's.

0:24.3

I'd always doubt that one.

0:25.5

Yeah.

0:26.3

It's a bit echoy.

0:27.0

After a joke, a punch line,

0:28.4

I was,

0:28.7

trying to get it going.

0:31.5

He just wait for the audience.

0:33.3

Stupid.

0:34.6

You get going, come on.

0:36.6

That was a good joke, wasn't it?

0:39.8

She was dead all along, my nan.

0:42.8

Still my nan now.

0:45.8

It's ruined the show.

0:48.4

The context of the make-believe joke there.

0:51.8

Yeah, my nan was dead.

0:52.8

Was there sex with you, Nan?

0:53.7

No, what was I having sex with her? She was just dead? Yeah, my nan was Is it sex with your nan? No, what was having sex with her?

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