S4 Ep54: Our BIGGEST Guest Yet!
The White Noise Podcast
Stephen Tries
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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This week - we're joined by the biggest guest we've ever had. Meanwhile, Max buys a statue for £360 and Tom scrambles to get his bar open in time!
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| 0:00.0 | Indeed presents. |
| 0:01.9 | Hires, you can't afford to get wrong. Like payroll manager. Hi, I was just checking my pay slip and it's all in Japanese yen. Yes, you're welcome. Sorry? Given the exchange rate between the pound and the yen, you're technically a millionaire now. Don't spend it all in one place. I can't really spend it anywhere. This is a job for sponsored jobs. This is what happens when you don't sponsor your job on Indeed. So the next time you need someone to get the job done right, get matched with quality candidates with an Indeed sponsored job. Visit Indeed.com slash Next hire and sponsor your job today. Are we just going to go for it now? And the guest comes in. Because they're coming in at half one. I'll lose five minutes it would be. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just go for it. Okay. Is the guest going to be able to access the building? I've just sent them the code. Oh, do know that was the code. So this guest is capable. I'll probably have to go out and get them. You think it was some heavily disabled? We can count them out now. Yeah, okay, yeah, of course. Ready? Yeah, thank you. Hello and welcome to episodes I'm not sure of the White Noise podcast. This week I'm joined by, I want to say, Max Well Okay yeah So I do one |
| 1:11.6 | I'll take it |
| 1:12.6 | It's nice having a lot of personas |
| 1:14.1 | Isn't it |
| 1:14.7 | That's your name |
| 1:15.6 | I know what Smith is all about |
| 1:17.4 | So did I do that |
| 1:19.0 | Did you? |
| 1:19.6 | Did you not notice |
| 1:20.4 | You're looking for personas |
| 1:22.1 | Where they're at |
| 1:22.5 | I'm fucking need of me |
| 1:23.7 | It's so desperate |
| 1:24.0 | A strange way to make me feel insecure |
| 1:25.6 | About myself |
| 1:26.0 | Right from the get-go |
| 1:26.8 | Thanks Max I need a man. It's a strange way to make me feel insecure about myself right from the get-go. Thanks, Max. |
| 1:46.1 | What's the best thing about having multiple possums? It just allows me to sort of... The crimes. The crimes, yep, the crimes. So many crimes. Crime games fashion. Are you kidding? You should have said something. Just like a mess, mate. Just like a mess. If we had said something, what would you have done differently? |
| 1:46.7 | I don't know. |
| 2:35.0 | I don't know. I don't know when these mysterious stains have come from. Oh, that's a shout. The real mystery is, why haven't you got rid of them? Week after week, the same stains? Do I actually have a reason? I love washing. Yeah, I do, yeah. I'm saving it for a big one. Well, my issue is that I'm on this incredible way-lost journey, and I'm worried if I... It's incredible how long it's going on. Well, you know, the journey of a thousand steps starts with a couple... You don't do a thousand steps. Do you know what? Excuse me, so I've done 634 today. So you're not to have a thousand sense. Actually. By the end of today, I will. Stop doing that. Sorry. Get enough noise complaints. And Tom Looney. Hey. Looney. Looney. Looney. Looney. We also have a big mystery guest. Oh, mystery. |
| 2:36.0 | Yes. |
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