S4 Ep30: This Guest HATED Us!

The White Noise Podcast

Stephen Tries

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rejects us!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the White Noise podcast.
0:02.5	Episode something.
0:03.8	Yay, yeah, we're a little bit sporadic over here.
0:06.7	Ah, I love that.
0:07.8	Speaking of sporadic, it's Mac Smith.
0:10.8	Hey, guys, it's always a pleasure to be here.
0:13.2	Spuridick.
0:14.5	Pardon?
0:15.4	Spuridick.
0:17.1	If you're a borrow it, you can.
0:19.4	What for?
0:20.1	Um, oh. I'll tell you what, you give me options, because I don't know. I'd not really thought this through. You've just offered your penis, now you're on options. I'm not thought it. You know, it can be yours. I was just, I was just saying the phrase, spare a dick. Yeah. Just being a little bit cheek, right? Maybe you need help, I don't know, maybe you need a penis for something. Well, exactly, I was just saying the phrase, spare a dick. Yeah. Just being a little bit cheeky. Maybe you need help, I don't know. Maybe you need a penis for something. Well, exactly. I said, what for? I'm not the one who's asking for it. I was just doing a little character. Just being a friend. Maybe you want a model for a nude, a nude photo. Okay, so you do that.
0:56.8	Thank you, Max.
0:58.9	We've got the thumbnail sorted.
1:00.8	A live drawing, that'll be nice for a special.
1:05.6	I'm also joined by Tom Loonie.
1:06.2	Looney. Looney.
1:07.1	Looney.
1:07.9	Spare a dick?
1:11.1	No, thank you.
1:12.9	Horrible friend that.
1:14.5	Yeah.
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