S4 Ep22: How to Impress a Woman...

The White Noise Podcast

Stephen Tries

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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This week: Ryan is single and ready to mingle, Tom eats 600 g of pasta, Stephen has a nightmare on holiday, and Max starts living at the cinema…

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the White Noise Podcast episode Something.
0:04.3	Hey!
0:06.5	This week I'm joined by The Man, the Myth, the Smith.
0:10.6	Max.
0:11.3	What?
0:12.5	Hello.
0:13.2	I said The Man, the Myth, the Smith.
0:15.2	Oh, that's good.
0:17.7	Oh, well done.
0:19.8	Stephen's here.
0:23.2	Tom Looney.
0:24.5	Looney.
0:25.5	Looney.
0:26.8	Looney.
0:27.9	And the Rhino.
0:30.1	Hey, Ryan.
0:31.3	Ryan.
0:33.0	What the fuck?
0:33.8	Straight into the Nazi salute.
0:36.2	Straight into it.
0:37.3	Oh, Ryan. You did it like that? You like that? Yeah. Oh, let's start again. No, we can't start again. Move on from that. You're doing it twice now. Big Ten. Big Ten. He was a double fascist. Cheeky. And... I was mad. Ethan James is with us. Ethan. No, no, no. There's a rhythm, there's a pace and you upset it. That was worse than a Nazi salute. It wasn't worse. Hot take. That's a hard take. Accurate hot take. Thank you. Surely it's got to be a specific arm. Let's sell to take those down, shall we? No, it's both. Why are you playing that game? I'm just... Why do you want to tiptoe along that line? I'm just trying to help myself. Okay. Is it working? I'm trying to like, you know, get myself out of this situation. I'm just trying to get myself out there.
1:28.9	Get my ideas out there.
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