Race Wars

To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen joins Sherrod and Keren to discuss the George Floyd verdict, community policing, Vladimir Putin, Chris's documentary "Onision: In Real Life" available now on Discovery+, predators, catching them, and the rise and fall and possible rise again of White Boy Rick.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2021

The sexual Hatley family (@brenthatley, @katelynhatley) are ethically non-monogamous (like to get their f*ck on), only attend orgies with 50% or more Black people, and have had Covid twice; the British Royal Family are literal actual Nazis (with proof); comedian Dean Edwards (@iamdeanedwards) gets to the bottom of what makes creative people tick on his awesome podcast, The Fothermuckin’ Protocol.

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2021

Gavin's back, and this time with the GOAT George Wallace! Gavin mostly says the opposite of what reasonable people think in order to stay on brand, and George remains the sanest person on the show. This one's a banger!

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2021

Porn star and everybody’s type Kendra Sunderland’s roommate tested positive for Covid! They are quarantining separately but have already tongue kissed. Comedian Dave Temple has a new album out, The Second One, available on iTunes and Spotify! We also discuss the therapeutic value of porn, Kendra’s dream of mixed race babies, and the niceness-hotness ratio of fans.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2021

Porn legends Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn join Keren and Sherrod to discuss Christy banging Ginger’s man and also Ginger, the good old golden days of porn vs today’s also hot but not as good weird low budget gonzo porn, being outed to your family as doing porn, and ironically refusing to cosign anybody going into porn.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2020

2020 stays on brand with a long, yelly election! We predict a jinxy Biden win, and comedian Tokyo Kuntpunch talks transitioning away from kayaking for money and towards doing stand-up in her living room.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2020

Gavin falls down an Israel hole, assures us that he can still antagonize people from 6 feet away, threatens to unleash the Kraken if Trump loses the election, hates the left and despises the right, and brings his confused, old Boomer energy to the thought of women who work.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2020

Brand new porn star Curvy Mary and comedian Kate Herman join us to talk about May’s journey from the vanilla corporate to OnlyFans to porn, being outed to her family by her ex, sex onscreen vs off, policing for mental health and America’s beloved guns.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2020

Comedians Brooke Arnold and Periel Aschenbrand are one half of this amazing episode on Judge Amy Coney Barrett and her two black children we assume she picked up at Kmart for black babies, the touchiness of political rape accusations, normalizing voting indecision, the Ponzi scheme that is college, and doing comedy outdoors in the homes of the homeless.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2020

Stunningly hot porn power couple King Noire and Jet Setting Jasmine join White Daughter and Black Dad to talk about the most yellingest, least comfortable presidential debate ever, fighting racism with kinky porny sexy sex, dismantling shame, and Black people decolonizing Black sex and making it art.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2020

Porn star and radio host Lisa Ann and comedian Lev Fer join Sherrod and Keren to talk lockdown, the post-lockdown return of your friendly neighborhood masturbator, dating during Covid, hooking up with fans, and the pros and cons of getting blown by two strangers vs coming home to someone who knows how to make your favorite eggs.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2020

It’s a fiery one!! Hot blonde convicted felon Karyn Turk leads us down an Israel hole where Trump is the good guy, slavery vs the Holocaust is a weird debate but we’ll take it, and nothing unites people on both sides of the political spectrum more than hating NYC mayor and giant floppy muppet man Bill DeBlasio.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2020

Everyone agrees that only nerds answer polls and they are not to be trusted, absolutely everyone refuses to call Jon the Park King, and the gang agrees that stand-up comedy is the new baseball: nobody cares about it and it’s full of Dominicans. 😝

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2020

Sherrod expresses his displeasure at podcasts being his main hoe and stand up being his side piece! This is unnatural and wrong. Nobody trusts a weird shady October COVID vaccine. Ralph made a $500 bet that he is hoping to lose, and Keren is one Palestinian boyfriend away from flipping on Israel.

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2020

Comedian and rich person James Altucher and Lebanese comic Nataly Aukar join Keren and Sherrod as Nataly describes the absolute sh*tshow happening right now in Beirut following the explosion, whose fault it is, why everything over there is so f*cked, and what the hell happens next.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2020

It's Sherrod's birthday!!! As a present, here are 4 hot ass broads. Dani is lookin fine in Florida, the new epicenter of the pandemic; June Ann was excluded from her high school reunion for frigid porn reasons but got her revenge by launching ssssh.com; Sherrod seriously considers camming; you can't embarrass any of these girls (except Keren) because their buttholes are on the internet!

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2020

Sarah gives us a little sneaky peeky at her OnlyFans live on the show; Sarah sent a sexy pic at age 12 to another 12 year old which is now a felony to look at and someone is going to jail; everyone wants to get fillers but nobody wants to look “done”; the gang debates the slippery slope from a little lips to full-blown balloon face.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2020

Joey's organs are nonstop playing him, and he had a whole ass heart attack while at the hospital for something else. Plus, nobody believes that Carmen is not white! Including us and including you. Finally, the audio on this episode is slightly tragic. We apologize! Please reach out to us personally if this has caused you to suffer and we will do little to nothing or yell at you.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2020

Porn stays hella racist and Sara stays fixing it, interracial porn is slowly becoming normalized but has a long ass way to go, the sex industry is taking a massive hit from COVID, and everyone agrees that people have too much damn freedom these days!!!

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2020

Sherrod and Dante played with actual dynamite as children because they hadn’t invented toys yet, Richie Mad Maxed his way down to Florida and has the haircut to prove it, Keren got all her best white crying done during lockdown, and the debate rages over whether Chris D’Elia is creepy or just not hot!

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2020

Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis spills tea on disgraced former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer and dishes on her time in prison, while Two Girls One Mic hosts Yvette and Alice break down COVID myths and everybody places their bets on the November election.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2020

Jackie falls in love the second she's touched, Chingy has a thing for feet, Keren has two working feet, and the centuries-old debate of bush vs no bush rages on.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2020

Comedy icon George Wallace hasn't left the house in 88 days and he blames Trump! Plus Congress is too old, the rent is too high, and comedians should be running this country (we agree).

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2020

Love him or hate him, we bring you the ICONIC Roger Stone on phonies, injustice, presidents who cheat on their wives and the batsh*t crazy 2020 election. Subscribe on YouTube for videos and clips!

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2020

First Covid, and now an ACTUAL RACE WAR! Between Covid and the cops, who do you choose? Hint: Covid lets you breathe once in a while. Feel free to @ us. :)

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2020

Bill is in lockdown in France which sounds fancy but isn't, Keren is qommited to quarantine life, and some of Sherrod's best friends are North Korean.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2020

Judge Dodell breaks down justice during COVID, James is living his indoor dream in quarantine and Keren has jury duty PTSD.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2020

Kerryn has a menagerie of COVID boyfriends, Keren’s lips are magnificent and everyone agrees, Iris is trapped with an 8-year-old emotional terrorist, and Sherrod continues to happily ride out the virus with rich white people.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2020

Kurt accidentally upset all Armenians, Hannah is the fun drunk maker outer on Summer House on Bravo, Keren has relapsed on Juul, and Sherrod confirms that the white man is the devil.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2020

Sam discovered she is a full ass adult, Lindsey broke quarantine for mediocre dick, Keren resents making great choices, and Sherrod's mysterious whereabouts are OUTED!!!

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2020

Mya misses dick and survives on a diet of edibles, Beth SURVIVED COVID and will never be the same, Sherrod suffers from extreme paranoia and thinks TikTok is a Chinese conspiracy, and the mere thought of getting married online leaves Keren dry as a bone.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2020

Keren quarantines her way through heartache, Lance is holed up with his lawyer girlfriend in the woods, Sherrod exists on a diet of only Uncrustables, and everyone thinks that 2020 has truly shat the bed.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2020

Joe gives himself a pandemic haircut and it looks exactly how you think, Sherrod’s sickle cell Pac Mac blood makes him immune to the virus, and everyone agrees that the earth is trying to kill us all for being annoying.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2020

LA comedian Rebecca Rush is staying sober in a global pandemic while Keren and Sherrod find creative ways to do not that. For video of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Kate Herman, Mario Zapata, and Victoria Ornstein as they try to stay the proper six feet apart and Keren sanitizes everything. They discuss the worsening Covid-19 situation, fearing people's reactions not the virus, and murderous cult leaders. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2020

Sherrod and Keren try to sterilize everything in the room except the conversation during the coronavirus outbreak and are joined by Eli Sairs, Lindsey Jenningz, Ellis Dee, and Abby Rosenquist as they discuss everything shutting down in the virus hysteria, whether the coronavirus is everything it's cracked up to be, and Lindsey goes on a rant against diet culture. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedian Dean David as they lecture him about how to treat his family and he discusses dick measuring contests in Canada and losing his virginity.

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Drew Picklyc, and Josh Otusanya, as well as Eric Deory from HystEric Animations as Drew discusses Western Canada wanting to split off of Canada, Sherrod discusses Spanish Nazis, and Drew tries to convince Sherrod he should vote in the primaries. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comediansMatt Ritter, Andre D Thompson, and Jacki Fabulous as Keren describes her Mexican vacation with no Mexicans, Jackie talks about her roommate killing himself, and Andre talks about running from angry dogs in New York City.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2020

Keren is away this week so Sherrod is joined by Celeste Jennings and chief of staff at Standup NY Jon Borromeo to discuss the New Hampshire primary and whether Pete Buttigieg is legit, Jon is excited to have asians winning at the Oscars and they discuss the toxicity of just being around Ari Shaffir.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by a very special guest, Brooklyn borough president Eric Adams as he discusses trying to change the NYPD from the inside, Giuliani and Bloomberg, and fixing our health problems through diet changes. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined in the show room at Standup NY by comedians Kevin Gootee, and Oliver Polak, and camgirl and model Sarah Russi, as Oliver discusses German comedy, Sarah talks about being a cam girl while her fathers a minister, and they discuss racism in Germany. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined in studio by Remy Kassimir, Tom Cassidy, Brownie Marie, and Stephen Calabria as they ask whether Abraham Lincoln was gay, they discuss Remy learning to masturbate, and they discuss the impeachment trial. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2020

With Keren out sick, Sherrod is joined by comedians Joe DeVito, Kirk Smith and Jocelyn Chia as Kirk discusses his childhood in El Salvador and Ecuador, Jocelyn talks about white men's inability to tell if an Asian woman is pretty, and they try to help Kirk with dating advice after his wife's death. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by Lance Weiss, Dionne Nicholls, Shaun Lynda, Brendan Lemon, Matt Smith and Jasmin St. Claire as they discuss being black and Caribbean in Canada, Jasmine discusses her life from porn to acting, and Shaun discusses getting kicked off a plane for being black.

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by journalist Brownie Marie and Standup NY chief of staff Jon Borromeo as Brownie discusses life as an Army Brat, they discuss the difference between black prom and white prom and Jon discusses class differences in the Philippines. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2020

Sherrod and Keren are joined by Stacey Pressman and Pallavi Gunalan as Stacey talks about the foot fetish parties she used to attend, Pallavi discusses quitting her PhD to pursue comedy and Stacey shares her history with eating disorders. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2019

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Sandrell Ross, Adrian Minkowicz, Ethan Hall, and Joe DeVito as they discuss how to spot the alpha in the room, how to pick up women, and the troubles of geting weed in Sweden. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2019

It's a packed studio today as Sherrod is joined by Lindsey Jennings, Heather Marulli, Kris Fried, Hung Yung Terrarist, Bronston Jones, and Sarah Hartshorne as Hung Yung Terrarist talks about sucking dick at 7 years old, Sarah professes to not being good at sucking dick, and they discuss sleeping with fans who reached out online. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2019

We're off this week for Thanksgiving so we've pieced together some of our favorite moments from past Race Wars with Artie Lange and Ann Coulter. Happy Thanksgiving!

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2019