CANADA'S BALLSACK w/ Dante Nero, Jaye McBride, Richie Redding

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Sherrod and Dante played with actual dynamite as children because they hadn’t invented toys yet, Richie Mad Maxed his way down to Florida and has the haircut to prove it, Keren got all her best white crying done during lockdown, and the debate rages over whether Chris D’Elia is creepy or just not hot!

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.5	This is Race Wars.
0:06.5	I have the power.
0:08.7	Yeah.
0:09.9	How's it feel?
0:10.8	With Kurt Metzker.
0:11.7	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.1	And Charon Small.
0:14.3	Settled down, bitch.
0:16.9	Race wars in the building.
0:20.1	We still back quarantining.
0:21.9	Some people social distancing.
0:23.2	Rich,
0:23.9	Richie, what up?
0:25.3	That's Don't.
0:26.5	Say hello to the people.
0:27.9	What's going on?
0:29.7	Dante got baby brain now
0:31.2	because he ended up with that baby during quarantine.
0:33.5	That's it.
0:34.5	That's all I need is a baby.
0:36.5	Ha, ha. Yeah. That's it. That's all I need is a baby.
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