Ass Corona w/ Joe DeVito

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Joe gives himself a pandemic haircut and it looks exactly how you think, Sherrod’s sickle cell Pac Mac blood makes him immune to the virus, and everyone agrees that the earth is trying to kill us all for being annoying.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.0	This is Race Wars.
0:05.0	Race Wars.
0:06.0	I have the power.
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.0	How's the field?
0:10.0	With Kurt Metzker.
0:12.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.0	And Charon Small.
0:14.0	Settled down, bitch.
0:16.0	Race Wars.
0:18.0	Race wars back in the building, baby.
0:24.2	Quarantine, baby.
0:26.8	How's everybody feeling?
0:28.7	Fine.
0:29.5	I'm a little bit as you can see.
0:31.9	White daughter, you sound like you in a cafeteria.
0:34.4	Um, well, that's fine.
0:37.3	And you keep going in and out. Your volume's going in and out.
0:39.3	Joe, say hi to the people.
0:41.3	Hi.
0:42.3	How do I sound?
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