IT'S ALMOST NOT OVER w/ Tokyo Kuntpunch

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

2020 stays on brand with a long, yelly election! We predict a jinxy Biden win, and comedian Tokyo Kuntpunch talks transitioning away from kayaking for money and towards doing stand-up in her living room.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.0	This is Race Wars.
0:05.0	Race Wars.
0:06.0	I have the power.
0:08.0	Yeah!
0:09.0	How's the field?
0:10.0	With Kurt Metzker.
0:12.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.0	And Charod Small.
0:14.0	Settled down, bitch.
0:16.0	Race Wars.
0:18.0	Race Wars election edition back in the building,
0:22.2	the race was last night.
0:25.2	I mean, no election is happening now.
0:27.7	We're still getting counted right now in civil states.
0:30.6	It looks like Biden going to pull it out,
0:32.3	but you never know what's going to go down.
0:35.3	So everybody's keeping the eyes on it real close. But it's a battle in
0:39.4	Pennsylvania. I think Nevada, it was a battle in somewhere else. Michigan. So it's coming down
0:46.7	Georgia. They got a lot of absentee balance that they got a steel vote. And in Pennsylvania,
0:52.0	they didn't even start counting all the absentees and a early
0:55.4	vote into today or some shit. No, no, no, they've been, they've been counting. That's why Biden
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