Regular White Women w/ Lance Weiss

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Keren quarantines her way through heartache, Lance is holed up with his lawyer girlfriend in the woods, Sherrod exists on a diet of only Uncrustables, and everyone thinks that 2020 has truly shat the bed.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.5	This is Race Wars.
0:06.5	I have the power.
0:08.7	Yeah.
0:09.9	How's it feel?
0:10.8	With Kurt Metzker.
0:11.7	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.1	And Charon Small.
0:14.3	Settle down, bitch.
0:16.9	Race Wars in the building.
0:21.6	Ah, quarantine. Race Wars.
0:22.6	Quarantine.
0:23.6	Where you at?
0:24.6	Quarantine.
0:25.6	Your mother's a slut.
0:26.6	Karen, explain where you are, my white daughter.
0:30.6	Where I am, I'm where I always am.
0:33.6	I'm in my home.
0:34.6	I'm in my home, which is also my dream.
0:38.7	You dream just to be home by yourself.
0:41.6	Parked in front of my window. That's why the lighting's so fucking good and why I look so fresh.
0:46.0	And it looks like a porn set again. Yeah, it looks like a porn set. I'm Mary Poppins.
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