SLAVE PATROL w/ George Wallace

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comedy icon George Wallace hasn't left the house in 88 days and he blames Trump! Plus Congress is too old, the rent is too high, and comedians should be running this country (we agree).

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.5	This is Race Wars.
0:06.5	I have the power.
0:08.7	Yeah.
0:09.9	How's the field?
0:10.8	With Kurt Metzker.
0:11.7	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.1	And Charon Small.
0:14.3	Settle down, bitch.
0:16.9	Race Wars.
0:18.4	Yes, race wars in the building.
0:20.1	Yes, I'm honored to have my dad back, George Wallace.
0:23.6	Welcome back, Pop. I'm trying to drink water.
0:28.6	He started off when he can't breathe.
0:31.6	Good afternoon, everybody. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. It's a pleasure to be with you, and it's good that you're wearing blue.
0:38.2	Blue is the color of the day, blue.
0:40.2	Yes, blue is the color.
0:41.2	I got on white blue.
0:42.2	You got on a nice, like, sky blue?
0:44.9	I don't know.
0:45.3	It's called it computer blue.
0:47.0	Computer blue.
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