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Race Wars

SOMETHING OF COLOR w/ Jon Borromeo and Eli Sairs

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5777 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Everyone agrees that only nerds answer polls and they are not to be trusted, absolutely everyone refuses to call Jon the Park King, and the gang agrees that stand-up comedy is the new baseball: nobody cares about it and it’s full of Dominicans. 😝

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's what we do, baby

0:02.5

This is Race Wars

0:05.5

I have the power

0:08.2

Yeah

0:09.2

How's the field?

0:10.8

With Kurt Metzker

0:11.7

You're out of your fucking mind, dude

0:13.0

And Charon Small

0:14.1

Settled down, bitch

0:15.7

Race Wars

0:17.9

Race Wars

0:19.4

Race Wars in the building

0:20.8

John's mom just joined this for a second She's a sweetie What a sweetie Race Wars. Race war. Race war was in the building.

0:23.0

John's mom just joined us for a second.

0:23.8

She's a sweetie.

0:24.9

What a sweetie.

0:27.4

There's Deli.

0:28.7

Yeah, okay.

0:30.0

So we got a, we got a pack show.

0:30.6

It's race wars. I got good news today that New York State is going to open up

0:34.6

indoor dining September 30th at 25%.

0:39.0

So that's good news for stand-up comics.

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