Up Syndrome w/ Hannah Berner and Kurt Metzger

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Kurt accidentally upset all Armenians, Hannah is the fun drunk maker outer on Summer House on Bravo, Keren has relapsed on Juul, and Sherrod confirms that the white man is the devil.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.0	This is Race Wars.
0:05.0	Race Wars.
0:06.0	I have the power.
0:08.0	Yeah!
0:09.0	How's the field?
0:10.0	With Kurt Metzker.
0:12.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.0	And Charon Small.
0:14.0	Settled down, bitch.
0:16.0	Race Wars.
0:18.0	Yes, race was in the building, baby.
0:20.0	In the building back quarantine like a phone bitch.
0:23.6	Look at those aggressive headphones.
0:25.6	You like those?
0:26.6	Do you want me to record on my end so it sounds nice in my podcast or you don't care?
0:31.6	I guess. I don't know. What's going to sound better?
0:34.6	Sure, sure, sure. Do you usually do that? I've done it before, because sometimes Zoom is like kind of sketchy, right?
0:41.3	I guess it can be.
0:42.3	Karen, what do you think?
0:43.3	Yeah, whatever.
0:44.3	Okay.
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