She's Tiny, She's Emaciated And She's A Sweetheart w/ Bill Beteet

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill is in lockdown in France which sounds fancy but isn't, Keren is qommited to quarantine life, and some of Sherrod's best friends are North Korean.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:03.5	This is Race Wars.
0:06.5	I have the power.
0:08.7	Yeah.
0:09.9	How's it feels?
0:10.8	With Kurt Metzker.
0:11.7	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.1	And Charon Small.
0:14.3	Settled down, bitch.
0:16.9	Race Wars.
0:19.0	Race Wars in the building.
0:20.5	God damn it, we're here.
0:21.7	I mean, I've been quarantining,
0:23.9	doing my best, you know,
0:27.2	white people in position.
0:29.1	You look like a puppy that someone left in a hot car.
0:32.8	Yes.
0:33.5	Where's my master?
0:34.8	He said he was going to the big Y
0:36.3	and coming out with groceries.
0:38.3	You didn't be black. Sure. Where's my master? He said he was going to the big Y and coming out with groceries. Oh, no.
0:40.4	You can get to be black.
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