IT’S CALLED NETWORKING SWEETIE w/ Brent Hatley, Katelyn Hatley, and Dean Edwards

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The sexual Hatley family (@brenthatley, @katelynhatley) are ethically non-monogamous (like to get their f*ck on), only attend orgies with 50% or more Black people, and have had Covid twice; the British Royal Family are literal actual Nazis (with proof); comedian Dean Edwards (@iamdeanedwards) gets to the bottom of what makes creative people tick on his awesome podcast, The Fothermuckin’ Protocol.

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0:00.0	It's what we do, baby.
0:02.0	This is Race Wars.
0:05.0	Race Wars.
0:06.0	I have the power.
0:08.0	Yeah!
0:09.0	How's the field?
0:10.0	With Kurt Metzker.
0:12.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:13.0	And Charon Small.
0:14.0	Settle down, bitch.
0:16.0	Race Wars.
0:18.0	Race Wars in the building. We back.
0:20.0	Race Wars. Oh, I had a long week. I've been on the building. We back. Race Wars.
0:22.1	Oh, I had a long week.
0:23.2	I've been on the phone.
0:26.0	I've been constant contact with Megan Markle all week.
0:29.1	Plus I've been walking Gaga's dogs.
0:30.1	It's been a busy.
0:31.6	I'm not going to lie to you.
0:32.0	I've been busy.
0:34.1	I'm a handful, but you know, America needs me.
0:38.3	Gaga owes you $500,000 right now. What's that for the dogs? Yeah.
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