The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2022

You couldn't handle my undivided attention. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2022

It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2022

Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2022

Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2022

Manuel who? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2022

Have you tried making everything smaller. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2022

I don't want to tell the truth. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2022

You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2022

Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2022

Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2022

Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2022

Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2021

Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2021

You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2021

If the salad is on top, I send it back. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2021

The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2021

It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2021

To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2021

Please don't talk about my breast milk. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2021

If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2021

I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2021

You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2021

Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2021

Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2021

Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich! Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2021

P is being a giant B. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2021

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2021

You don't have to kiss his ass anymore. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2021

What is a two way petting zoo? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2021

Ok I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2021

Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2021

Why is there a Chiclet on my cake? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2021

I think sometimes people are really mean, to the hot, popular girl. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2021

Boom Roasted. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2021

A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2021

I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2021

It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46 Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2021

You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex. Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46 Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2021

I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2021

No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2021

Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2021

My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2021

this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2021

Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2021

I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2021

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2021

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2021

What Gives You The Right? Good Night. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2021

Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2021