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The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

The Office S05E21 - Two Weeks (Sleep Podcast)

The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

Sleepy Office Fan

Mental Health, Health & Fitness

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.


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0:00.0

Hello there, Dundermitha Knight. Welcome back to another episode of The Office ASMR, a podcast

0:22.9

to enjoy and give you a nice peaceful rest while enjoying the office. Tonight's episode is season

0:32.3

5, episode 21. This one originally aired March 26. This is two weeks. This one was directed

0:41.3

by Paul Lieberstein and written by Aaron Schor, both a long-running office alumni. And of

0:50.9

course it's referring to the two week notice that Michael put in with David Wallace in the last

0:58.6

episode. We have another guest appearance by the wonderful Idris Elma and we're going to get

1:08.4

into the episode as long as your sleep time is reset. And we start off with most of the office

1:17.1

back in the kitchen. And Michael sitting on the counter is like, I had no idea when I left,

1:29.6

I get to the building, revolving door broken. No, no. I was so nervous, it was the wrong building.

1:45.7

He says he finally has a story. We really want to hear and he knows it. You're in the building,

1:54.1

right people. I looked at Wallace and he said, I quit. You have no idea how high I can fly.

2:05.9

When you feel good to tell him that he's incompetent, he's wasted time. He says you've thought about

2:18.9

this a lot more than I have. Oscar loves a good quitting story. He gives me hope like I have control

2:27.6

of my own life. Like I have my own someday. It is notable here you've Oscar sitting in front of

2:38.4

an interior window for the talking head, which means Oscar is too forever be in the office.

2:50.3

At this point Michael is still looking very proper but of course as we know later in the episode,

2:57.2

oh actually right here already, Ty is undone. Check, he's looking a little more casual.

3:07.8

Jim explains, surprisingly there's a big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying,

3:17.2

Scotch and Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, getting drunk like Scotch.

3:21.9

Angela does not approve.

3:30.5

What am I going to do? A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

3:36.7

Stay up all day. Oh hey, I'm just not worrying about Calorie.

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