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🗓️ 14 August 2021
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello there, Dunder Riffle Knights, and welcome back to another episode of the Office ASMR |
0:27.8 | of Hoccas to enjoy and fall asleep too. Want to start off immediately apologizing for missing last week's upload. |
0:37.8 | Lots of stuff going on, of course. I also wanted to say that there has been continuous issues with volume levels on the episodes, and I hear your feedback. |
0:53.8 | And part of what has been slowing me down is I'm actually adjusting every episode in the back catalog to have identical volume levels going forward or going back and going forward. |
1:12.8 | And so that process has been more time consuming than anticipated and is part of the reason. There was no episode last week, but I'm excited to wrap up Season 5 and continue on into the great beyond Season 6 and all of the emotional rollercoaster we are about to run. |
1:41.8 | Run smack right into, including next week, but we'll save that for next week. Tonight we are on Cafe Disco. This is episode number 27 of the season, longest season in the office, of course. |
1:57.8 | This was originally aired May 7, 2009, and was directed by Randline Horn, written by Warren Lieberstein and Holsted Sullivan. |
2:13.8 | Warren Lieberstein is a Paul's brother. He's the youngest brother of the show's former showrunner, Paul Lieberstein, and brother-of-its-code-over. |
2:35.8 | His spouse was Angela Kinsey for 10 years, Mary 2000, and of course 2010, who is Angela Kinsey now, Mary 2, Joshua Snyder 2016. |
2:55.8 | Well, well, well. Would you look at that? Well, I'll sleep with each other. I don't know. So that is Cafe Disco. I think this is a wonderful episode and I'm excited to get into it. |
3:10.8 | So make sure you have your sleep timer set. Make sure you're relaxed and ready to enjoy the show as we start off with Aaron Helping with a prank saying she won an art contest, but doesn't let it really sit because he immediately gets up and pays her. |
3:39.8 | Oh, he got her. He's a now-cooled white. It's a very uncharacteristic reaction for Dwight. He's very like Jolly. |
3:59.8 | You are really interesting, the conceptually that Codopin is like funny, but you never ever see that in discussions of the best Codopins because it's just mean. |
4:17.8 | I think a lot about Jim's stuff is kind of mean. That's interesting. It makes me dissect that a little bit more. |
4:25.8 | So now we come down to Michael dancing. He says he sneaked out here from coffee and dancing. |
4:37.8 | Tip towing around corporate is a ballet. When I'm breaking all the rules, I'm break dancing. And in this press-o, he announces upstairs. He is giant because of the tiny coffee cup. |
5:05.8 | Anyone want to go to lunch? No one except for Dwight lighting. |
5:21.8 | Michael is wondering why there's a no lunch with the boss policy. He loved having lunch with Pam and Ryan every day. |
5:37.8 | Ryan? Now that Ryan is back to tempering food is one thing he can control. |
5:50.8 | I'm a counting thing on you. No two hour lunch. Weird as always, drones. |
6:12.8 | I think he says that Pam said, oh your battery fell out. I was just learning too long. And he stops. Pam says, if you don't take it out, they just keep going. |
6:32.8 | Aaron is clearly handing Dwight a crossword puzzle. I just noticed that. I'm a map. I'm a map to Youngstown. |
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