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My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

Overview

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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183 Episodes

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2023

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as they gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2023

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2023

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2023

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2023

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2023

Rocky Flintstone Revealed

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2022

The Finale - Part 2

This is it. The final chapter. Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2022

Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2022

The Finale - Part 1

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2022

We have some news...

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2022

My Dad Wrote A History Hit

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discrimination. Give now at comicrelief.com/podcastmashup, alternatively Text PODCAST to 70210 to give £10 today. To donate £10 text the word PODCAST to 70210. Texts cost your donation amount plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation will go to Comic Relief, a registered charity. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill-payer’s permission. For full terms and conditions visit comicrelief.com/podcastmashup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2022

Best Of Book Six

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 - tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2022

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2021

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2021

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2021

Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2021

S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2021

Footnotes: Dialect Coach

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2021

S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2021

Footnotes: Show and Tell

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2021

S6E7 - 'HS2'

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2021

Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2021

S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2021

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2021

S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2021

Footnotes: Samara Weaving

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2021

S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2021

Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2021

S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2021

Footnotes: Feet

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2021

S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2021

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2021

S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2021

Best of Book Five

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2021

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2020

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2020

Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2019

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2019

S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2019

Footnotes: Finale Predictions

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2019

S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2019

Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2019

S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2019

Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2019

S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2019

Footnotes: Dan Levy

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2019

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