My Dad Wrote A Porno

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. This time, Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2025

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2023

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as they gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2023

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2023

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2023

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2023

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2023

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2022

This is it. The final chapter. Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2022

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2022

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2022

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2022

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discrimination. Give now at comicrelief.com/podcastmashup, alternatively Text PODCAST to 70210 to give £10 today. To donate £10 text the word PODCAST to 70210. Texts cost your donation amount plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation will go to Comic Relief, a registered charity. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill-payer’s permission. For full terms and conditions visit comicrelief.com/podcastmashup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2022

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 - tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2022

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2021

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2021

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2021

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2021

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2021

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2021

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2021

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2021

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2021

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2021

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2021

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2021

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2021

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2021

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2021

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2021

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2021

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2021

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2021

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2021

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2021