S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm' REMASTERED

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	No one likes experiencing hairfall, so why not try the award-winning range Genesis by Kerasdars.
0:05.7	Their serum provides up to 84% less hairfall due to breakage. It's lightweight and non-greasy,
0:11.2	so doesn't weigh hair down. Ideal for post and pre-styling. Try Kerasastas fortifying anti-hairful
0:17.3	serum. Find it at kerastas.co.uk or in a a kerastar salon near you. 84% based on brushing test. Ban Nutri-fortifiant and Mask Reconstituent and serum anti-shoot fortifiant versus classical shampoo. Sanjeeves just received a decent bonus. Nice work, Sanjeeve. He knows he could invest all of the money, but he's seen a new watch he likes. He's not worried. With his HSBC Premier bank account and access to their financial advice service, he can get a personalised plan for the future and know how much you can spend a day. Everything's Premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. For financial advice, you need minimum £100,000. Other criteria and fees apply. Financial and other eligibility criteria apply for HSBC Premier. There's always a lot going on. I'm on site, getting the job done, running the business too, payments, invoices, admin, all on me. But now with tap to pay, I can take payments there and then, and Sage sorts the admin afterwards.
1:12.4	Everything's sorted in the background, so I don't spend hours doing it later.
1:15.6	Magic.
1:16.3	Sage Co-Pilot is built with over 40 years of experience,
1:19.4	helping British businesses like Mike at residual electrical contractors.
1:23.2	That's more than artificial intelligence, that's authentic intelligence.
1:27.2	Search Sage Co-Pilot to learn more. T's and than artificial intelligence. That's authentic intelligence. Search Sage co-pilot to learn more.
1:29.3	T's and C's apply.
1:32.3	The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language.
1:36.9	Basically, all the good stuff.
1:39.6	Jamie, why are we here?
1:41.6	We're here because my dad's written a porno.
1:43.7	Your dad's written a porno. Your dad's written a porno.
1:45.1	Erotic literature.
1:46.5	Why?
1:46.9	Why?
2:01.4	A previously on my dad wrote a porno.
2:05.4	A six and a nine are the shape of a naked lady.
2:14.1	Belinda undid her cravat.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Medium Maze, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Medium Maze and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.