S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client' REMASTERED

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

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0:00.0	The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language.
0:04.3	Basically, all the good stuff.
0:07.0	Jamie, why are we here?
0:08.9	We're here because my dad's written a porno.
0:11.0	Your dad's written a porno.
0:12.4	Erotic literature.
0:13.8	Why?
0:14.1	Why? Previously on my dad wrote a porno.
0:29.1	She knew she needed an overview,
0:30.9	and the detail could come later in the field
0:32.7	when she spent time with each manager individually.
0:34.7	What are you talking about?
0:36.1	Where is the sex?
0:39.0	Do you know what?
0:39.8	Should we just tear this chapter out?
0:41.2	Should we just burn this chapter?
0:44.4	Alice is allergic to sex.
0:51.0	Sorry, I just orgasmed.
0:58.0	Okay. is allergic to sex. Sorry, I just orgasmed. Her tits hung freely.
1:00.4	Oh, God.
1:02.3	Like parmogram.
1:03.4	Hello, and welcome to episode of my dad wrote a porn. Hello, and welcome to episode four of my dad wrote a porno.
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