S1E7 - 'The Tombola' REMASTERED

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...

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0:00.0	Loon Airport Express from St Pancras featuring little prices. Only got 32 minutes to go. Comes every 30 minutes, you know. So turn up your radio. We'll turn the price way down low. Look ahead and get a deal, yo. Starts when a turner and you're good to go. Nothing worse than traffic. So slow. Would it happen on a train? Heck no. 32 minutes, tt, tt, t. No traffic. Because it's a train
0:23.7	Tuck, Tuck, tut, tut, because it's a train, tut, tut, tut, tut.
0:24.8	Lunar Airport Express, 32 minutes to go.
0:29.9	Think of shaving cream, essential with nachos or as a dip for potato wedges.
0:35.0	Now you're thinking, that's not shaving cream, that's sour cream.
0:38.6	If you think sour cream is shaving cream, then you must be a supermarket delivery substitute.
0:43.7	Akado has 99% order accuracy.
0:46.6	So when you think of shaving cream and order shaving cream, you'll get shaving cream.
0:51.1	Akado, life delivered.
0:52.8	99% average order accuracy, Jan to April 2025.
0:56.0	Geographical restrictions apply, minimum spend plus charges apply, terms at Akado.com.
1:02.1	The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language.
1:06.7	Basically, all the good stuff.
1:09.4	Jamie, why are we here?
1:11.3	We're here because my dad's written a porno.
1:13.4	Your dad's written a porno.
1:14.8	Erotic literature.
1:16.2	Why?
1:16.5	Why?
1:31.1	Previously on my dad wrote a porno.
1:32.3	Jim Sterling was a chubby. Jim Sterling, chubby and short and stout.
1:35.5	Here's his handle.
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