Footnotes: Show and Tell

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to my dad wrote a part of the footnotes now Alice and James before
0:16.8	we start today I want to bring something to your attention.
0:20.0	Okay.
0:21.0	Please.
0:22.0	You know last week we were petitioning or we kind of discussed how we wanted to petition
0:25.4	to get dad a knighthood.
0:27.0	How could we forget?
0:28.0	I said he deserved an honour because it's an honour to know him.
0:30.7	I mean I thought it was a joke I was just playing along.
0:32.8	Well the joke may soon be on all of us because someone's actually set up a change.org petition
0:39.8	to make it happen.
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:41.8	We should have seen it.
0:42.8	We should have seen it coming.
0:43.8	It's currently got over 4,000 signatures on it which I think means it's about to be discussed
0:49.5	in parliament I don't know.
0:52.2	But it just proves the power of the bellincas.
0:54.6	They literally will stop at nothing to get dad this honour.
0:57.4	Well and technically you know if enough people think it in their head that makes it real
1:01.9	right even if it doesn't actually happen if enough people just imagine that he's a
1:06.2	sir then it kind of happened.
1:08.0	Would you know who has imagined that he's a sir already?
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