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Hello, it's Jamie Morton here, and it has been 10 years since my dad rode to porno came kicking and screaming

into the world. I can't believe it. The time has flown by. I mean, who would have thought

that my dad's erotica would have taken over the world the way it has? It truly is a damning

indictment of the culture. But to celebrate, we decided to go back to where it all began and

remaster season one. Because I won't lie, it was a dawn of podcasting, and we recorded each

episode in our really quite noisy kitchens. And yes, the hum of a fridge may be charming,

but the audio quality was about as good as my dad's writing.

So we've given them a bit of a fluffing, but don't worry, the originals are still there in our feed for anyone who has an emotional attachment to terrible production values.

But we thought you might like to listen to a version worthy of Belinda, and of course the great Rocky Flintstone.

So sit back and enjoy the whole of Belinda Blink 1 in crisp, clean clarity. It's a wild ride.

The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all

the good stuff. Jamie, why are we here?

We're here because my dad's written a porno.

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