S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse' REMASTERED

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Medium Maze

Comedy

4.8 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?

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0:00.0	They did it again. Flower, instead of flowers, on my birthday. And 95 minutes late, but it's hard to leave when you've shared so much. Your postcode, your gluten intolerance. Then I saw it. 25% off your first Akado shop, plus free delivery. And I just knew I'd found the online supermarket of my dreams.
0:21.8	Arcado, life delivered. Geographical restrictions, mined spend 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:26.7	Max saving 20 pounds, new customers only, terms at Accardo.com.
0:32.1	The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically
0:36.9	all the good stuff.
0:39.2	Jamie, why are we here?
0:41.1	We're here because my dad's written a porno.
0:43.2	Your dad's written a porno.
0:44.7	Erotic literature.
0:46.0	Why?
0:46.4	Why? Previously on my dad wrote a porno.
1:01.2	Jim grunted and Belinda thought she felt something entering her pussy.
1:06.0	Oh my God.
1:08.4	If you have to ask.
1:10.3	Did the man know he was only tickling her?
1:16.1	Poor Jim.
1:22.3	Belinda squatted slightly as Jim was shorter than her.
1:25.6	Oh, my goodness.
1:28.2	Oh, humiliation for Jim.
1:31.2	She had to squat.
1:37.1	We have a rogue comma.
1:39.2	Wait, is that...
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