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Hello and welcome to the Best of My Dad Wrote a Pornow. It's part two. We're still doing this

guys. This is becoming like a little tradition, you know. Once a month, we'll get around the

mics again. So there's still enough stuff to keep going? I didn't say that.

Oh, sorry. So last time we kind of delved into childhood stories, if you recall.

Yes. And this time... Sorry, let me just salute the academics as of the past.

I'm not talking about anything else from my youth anymore. Don't say that.

Alice, there's more, but there isn't time. So this time I thought we'd delved into some more

kind of sexy stuff. Yes, it's sex, relationship, bodies, even, body, dating, all of that sort of

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