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Hello and welcome to the best of my dad wrote a porno. This is gonna be short, isn't it?

And that's it. Thank you so much. I mean you can just listen to the whole back catalog. We'd love that.

Am I right in thinking this is due to overwhelming popular demand James? Well, you know, I love the social medias. You do all of them.

I still like to check what's going on on there and people

It's not legal. You can do that. I still check Twitter even though, you know, it's going to the dogs.

X now, no. X. X from give it to you. And yeah, people are constantly telling us their favorite moments, their favorite memories of the show, whether it's

Jamie's accent, you saying fuck off. Fuck off. Me and my talking cat, which people always eat on my back. Hello.

So yeah, we thought wouldn't it be fun to have all those best moments in one place? I couldn't agree more.

Also, you just reminded me that Logan Roy has stolen my catchphrase. Now I would say Logan Roy is a more famous fuck off than me.

Yeah, that's true. Are you saying that the fuck off in succession is an Easter egg of my dad wrote a porno?

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