For Crying Out Loud

Lynette is back from the river and she has a lot of stories! Plus, they discuss the indignities of wearing a swimsuit in your 50's. Also, Stef gets help from AI to get dog insurance and lots more! Call Karen Ford for your GLP-1! Putting her number here as a courtesy. 949-836-9144

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2026

Lynette and Stef talk heatstroke and why you shouldn't tape your friends and put them on TikTok, car breakdowns, Chapman meet-ups and more! Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Stay fresh and healthy where the A/C can’t reach. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code FCOL at checkout.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2026

So this was an uncomfortable situation!

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2026

This was one of Stef's favorites! You'll love Zach's super fun, super honest, super outrageous tales of drunkeness and of getting sober.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2026

Lynette and Stef talk about Elby's recent trip to Vegas which reminds them of their trips to Vegas which of course leads to fun drug talk. Plus, Lynette went to a birthday dinner (for her) and got gasoline on her clothes.  Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Stay fresh and healthy where the A/C can’t reach. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code FCOL at checkout.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2026

How do you know whether to reel it in or reel it all the way out? It's still a learning process even when the kids are grown. Plus, Karen Read updates and a relisten of Scamanda.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2026

Lynette recounts the pressure she was under to make vision boards and it will take you back!

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2026

Stefanie is joined by Casey McGuire Davidson and Sara Kaufman-Bradstreet to talk about getting sober after having kids, what our children remember — or thankfully don’t — and how we talk to teenagers about drinking, weed, driving, consent, and all the fun topics that make parenting feel like a hostage negotiation with snacks. They also get into mom wine culture, shame, sober sex, and why quitting drinking didn’t make them less fun — just less likely to fall asleep mid-sentence. Or mid-other things.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2026

Stef brings an old school major bitch about taking a kid to the pediatrician and Lynette says "hold my beer" and tells us her interaction with CVS.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2026

Lynette and Stef take a deep dive into the Taylor Swift wedding but more importantly, Blake Lively's absence. Stef tells us about Xander's camping trip, they talk about a great Hulu doc plus Lynette gives us the update on the Karen Read dirty cop deposition. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOL For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off your entire order when you use code FCOL at laundrysauce.com. 

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2026

It's a funny one from 2022 where we have a lot of complaints about living online!

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2026

No she's not sober but she did struggle with anorexia a lot of her life. Her story is a great one to relate to but also to help understand what's going on in a kid's head that starts them down the path of restricting food. And did you read the title? It's Misti Milner!

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2026

Stefanie celebrates a milestone and isn't happy about it. Both Lynette and Stef share about what they're cooking, how often they're working out and Lynette grosses us out with some red hot cyst talk. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOL For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off your entire order when you use code FCOL at laundrysauce.com. 

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2026

Getting older sucks. Lynette and Stef try to get to the bottom of why they don't feel like doing too much - unless, of course, someone else plans it all out for them! Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2026

We talk about movies and docs and dish the dirt from 10 years ago.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2026

It's the cutest FCOL Facebook admin/moderator that you want to put in your pocket: Rebecca Lubin! She's talking alcoholism, munchies addiction and other compulsions PLUS she gives us her best stress relieving tips. You don't want to miss this one!

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2026

Lynette and Stefanie are living parallel lives where both of their sons are trying to go off the grid.  Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill!

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2026

Lynette's been listening to Turtle Boy and she finally and completely convinces Stefanie of Karen's innocence. Plus! A hot take on an old case: Stef has some interesting feelings about the Jennifer Crumbley (school shooter mom) case. Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2026

Lynette is called into the principal's office.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2026

Elli Rose had a difficult upbringing, taking care of her mom who also struggled with addiction. But luckily Elli is also funny and a good story teller. Elli's mom is going to be Stefanie's guest very soon so maybe listen to this now so you'll know what the fuck is going on!

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2026

In today's episode, we talk about cooking with our kids, Lynette's new house, going to woke elementary schools before it was cool and Bob. Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2026

Stef goes to a graduation party and spoiler alert: doesn't have that much fun plus they talk about that insane documentary Maternal Instinct, an HBO doozy about a cult of large sized women and the conclusion to a true crime mystery of many years.  Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2026

Lynette goes into Patreon detail of the bad friend of Natalia who was brought up on an episode a few weeks ago!

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2026

Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a super sappy episode but Stef's kids did graduate high school and college. And yes, Stef did cry a little but not at what you'd expect. Plus, Telahealth talk and Lynette's trip to Oregon and double plus plus, Lynette has some big news to share! Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2026

Since Sadie and Xander just had their prom, Stef and Lynette discuss the reality of today's proms vs. how prom was in the 80's/90's and in the movies. Plus, Lyle Lyle has come such a long way and Stef and Lynette revisit the whole damn tear jerking journey to Lyle's happy ending. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2026

Producer Gary explains Uber to a fascinated Stef and Lynette who have very high voices!

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2026

Lynette has some exciting (maybe) house news plus, what are Natalia and Sonny up to next year? Elby is going to be adulting extremely soon and Stef and Lynette have thoughts. They also revisit some old casting stories. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2026

No this isn't an episode of To Catch a Predator but...Lynette almost nabbed a perp! Plus, PSA put your dogs on a leash and also Lynette sends a very beautiful and deep birthday card. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2026

Stef met Corinne from The Bachelor and it didn't go well. This was originally super secret but WHO CARES!!

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2026

Lots of actual parenting chat in this episode. Stories of great parenting and stories about terrible parenting. Plus, Stef reveals her voting choice that could get her canceled and Adam gets his star on the Walk of Fame. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Lynette and Stefanie both watched the Hulu doc, The Nightmare Upstairs and they feel they might be alone in their take. Also, school is winding down and there are mixed thoughts all around. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Limited Time Offer – Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with our code  FCOL at huel.com/FCOL Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order @LaundrySauce with code FCOL at https://laundrysauce.com/FCOL

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

What the title says!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Stef's friend Tamara Mello was on Drunk-ish breaking down the truth about AA and if you need it (she doesn't).

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Lynette goes to the Santa Anita Race Track and gambles on the ponies while Elby's in Vegas for a class trip. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to checking our kids' locations on Life 360 and much much more. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Limited Time Offer – Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with our code  FCOL at huel.com/FCOL Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order @LaundrySauce with code FCOL at https://laundrysauce.com/FCOL

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Stef finds a new gyno but there are strings attached, she also serves on a jury and we discuss the Netflix doc Crash.  Our listeners can get the Flamingo’s Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/FCOL. This set includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder! Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.  Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Yes, it's OG Stef guesting on Lynette's pod!

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Today we catch up with Natalia who's taken up a new scary hobby, we find out what Sadie has planned for the next year but most importantly we revisit the time Lynette dated Jerry Seinfeld! Our listeners can get the Flamingo’s Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/FCOL. This set includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder! Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.  Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

In today's episode we discuss the lastest in Baldoni vs Blake, some good show recommendations and Stefanie runs into a neighbor which sends her down a not so pleasant memory lane. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Limited Time Offer – Get Huel today with our exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with code FCOL at huel.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

Okay, Stef could actually get in trouble for this one so statazit! This was originally on Patreon and the name of the drama company is said multiple times BUT this time Stef is defending them so they probably can't get mad but the mom could.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

Though you all might enjoy this episode of Drunk-ish where Josh Welch, husband of Jennifer Welch from the I've Had It pod talks about his multiple rehab stints, almost losing everything and his struggle to get back to a good place.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

It's our Tuesday show and we're talking about Mother's Day, Margot Robbie, Lynette's comedy show and prong collars pretty much in that order. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL Limited Time Offer – Get Huel today with our exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with code FCOL at huel.com/FCOL.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

Xander commits to a college plus we discuss Should I Marry a Murderer and have so many thoughts also, how many tardies is too many? We're asking for a friend. Get some comfy ass shoes by going to BornShoes.com and save 15% plus get free shipping when you use the code FCOL. Get a cute rug you can spill shit on by going to Tumbleliving.com/FCOL and save 10% plus get free shipping! Treat yourself to great shapewear and save 20% at Honeylove.com/FCOL

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2026

This was a Patreon from 2018 where Stef reads an email exchange from a psycho mom at her kids' elementary school.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

Yes we know you know about Drunk-ish but here's a recent episode about Cindy that we feel you will enjoy.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Lynette scored tickets to something fun, Stef already went to see Queen Nation and has a pro-tip plus, Stef and Xander bond over Funny AF and much much more! Get some comfy ass shoes by going to BornShoes.com and save 15% plus get free shipping when you use the code FCOL. Get a cute rug you can spill shit on by going to Tumbleliving.com/FCOL and save 10% plus get free shipping! Treat yourself to great shapewear and save 20% at Honeylove.com/FCOL

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

You are about to hear more about our insides (especially Stef's) than you ever asked for but that's just the kind of podcast this is. Plus, we can't tell the white women apart on Temptation Island and much much more. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL.  Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with our code FCOL at huel.com/FCOL Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com slash fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2026

This was a listener request and it's crazy that 2018 was 8 years ago! Jo Koy got into all the family stuff and Lynette and Stef related so hard!

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

In a packed episode we discuss more about Lynette's moving plans, Stefanie gets an unexpected text and a peek inside Stef's childhood diary. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL.  Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with our code FCOL at huel.com/FCOL Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com slash fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2026

Lynette has become open to the idea of moving to Santa Clarita plus, Karen Read is back in the news and Lynette tries to convince Stefanie of her guilt.  Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL. Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL For a limited time, our listeners can get the Flamingo’s Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/FCOL

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2026