Maternal Instincts Gone Very Wrong
For Crying Out Loud
For Crying Out Loud
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🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Made a disingen |
| 0:02.1 | I'll face the sunniest sunhead on |
| 0:07.4 | I had a vision |
| 0:09.3 | What it might be like |
| 0:14.0 | What's happening party people |
| 0:15.6 | We love you guys |
| 0:17.4 | Hey put your hands in the hair |
| 0:19.8 | Woohoo |
| 0:20.7 | Waiting like you just don't care. |
| 0:22.6 | Like hell in paradise walking through the door. |
| 0:24.6 | Woo! |
| 0:25.4 | What's it going on to sunshine? |
| 0:27.8 | Hey, tell her your friend of Pam to get lost. |
| 0:32.0 | Either she's got to get cracking and doing the dishes or she's got to get off of my couch. |
| 0:37.4 | Would she ever say that? Oh, yes. Tell Pam to do the dishes. Yes. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. I love it. Like my friend Dawn used to work at a place called Qualitex up the street from my house. So she would come to my house and take naps on the couch. Right. I talked about. But Pam and Suzanne, when they came over, it was always because it was my birthday or, you know, some party or something. My mom's barbecuing out that out back. And then she'd be like, all right. They're like, stop talking. Now they get enough of this is gossip and they're talking about the boys. Get to get, get to getting in the kitchen. |
| 1:44.3 | Start to get to the abrillo pads out. Start to scrubbing the pants. And if you're not going to help me, then to move out, get out. Go on the other, go in the backyard. Like that's what she would say. Pam. Pam is going to help me. She's going to help me. Suzanne is, Suzanne was the one that would all. Pam was the lazy one. You know, Suzanne, she's going to help me. Suzanne, get to those pots and a pens. And would she? Oh, yeah. Everybody was scared of hell in paradise. You know, why not get it in front of hell in paradise. Oh, my God. Yeah, because she'd dress you down in front of everybody and embarrass you. Maybe you've got to lose a little weight. Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. I remember one time we had a |
| 1:53.9 | barbecue and Pam was flossing her teeth with her hair and my mom goes, we were. And my mom was sitting there and she's just staring at Pam. |
| 2:02.9 | And I knew what was coming. |
| 2:04.2 | And she goes, Pam, let me ask you something. |
| 2:09.0 | You are doing this at the dinner table. |
| 2:11.3 | Don't do you think of that's a little rude? |
| 2:13.1 | I'm catching shrapnel over here. |
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