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For Crying Out Loud

No, You Shouldn't Marry a Murderer

For Crying Out Loud

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.53.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Xander commits to a college plus we discuss Should I Marry a Murderer and have so many thoughts also, how many tardies is too many? We're asking for a friend.

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0:00.0

Made a disingen.

0:04.0

I'll face the sunniest sunhead on.

0:07.6

I had a vision what it might be like.

0:14.0

What's up?

0:15.2

Hock suckers.

0:18.0

Sorry we abuse you guys, but we do it out of love.

0:21.0

Love.

0:21.5

Yes.

0:22.3

We do it with love.

0:23.6

What's up?

0:24.0

It's Friday.

0:25.1

Woohoo.

0:25.7

It's Friday.

0:26.3

Uh-huh.

0:27.1

He-hee.

0:30.0

Are you interested in seeing the Michael Jackson movie?

0:33.1

I don't know.

0:34.4

Let me ask you this.

0:35.5

Yeah.

0:37.0

So I thought we were all kind of an agreement that Michael Jackson did molest some kids.

0:43.2

Yeah. I mean, from everything that I know, I think it seems pretty obvious. He did sleep in bed. Okay. That's what I was thinking. Then this morning I'm reading threads and people

0:55.2

are like, yeah, assholes. Don't you feel stupid? Like Michael Jackson didn't do anything. He's totally

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