To Catch a Predator

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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No this isn't an episode of To Catch a Predator but...Lynette almost nabbed a perp! Plus, PSA put your dogs on a leash and also Lynette sends a very beautiful and deep birthday card.

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0:00.0	Made a disingen
0:02.1	I'll face the sunniest sunhead on our head.
0:07.5	I had a vision what it might be like to read.
0:14.8	What's up all you dipshit's out there?
0:18.6	Call back.
0:19.9	Yes.
0:37.7	Wait, did we say that on Tuesday or on Patreon? We said it on Patreon. Oh, okay. So if you didn't hear Patreon. Yeah. I'm bringing back dipshit. We're bringing it back, man. Yeah. I do commonly use moded. Me too. And people just look at me.
0:38.4	They don't get it.
0:38.8	I know. They don't.
0:39.3	But I feel like they should get it within the context. Right. It's like you know you're moated. Like you should know if I go, oh, moated. Moated. You should be able to figure out what that means. And if you're really moated, you're moated and corroded. Yes, moated and corroded.
0:53.1	How do people not know moated?
0:55.9	I think it's a West Coast term. And it's like something like our kids, you know, they all, you know, everything is like low key, this, all their words now. Yeah. It's all going to be out the window. They're going to be talking about it someday. Like, you know what I mean? It's just our kind of back in the, it was our meme back in the day, pretty much, from the 80s.
1:15.4	Oh, yeah.
1:16.1	But I mean, you did not go a day.
1:18.2	You did not go an hour without hearing somebody go, ooh, moated.
1:22.1	Moaded.
1:23.2	You know what?
1:24.0	The kids at my school at Valley Alternative School Vass in the Valley, they, we did the,
1:31.5	I don't know if other people, we go, ooh, scratch.
1:34.6	Because it means like, it means you scratch your neck.
1:38.3	Like, like, hey, you dropped your key.
1:40.9	And the person would be like, I didn't drop the key.
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