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For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

This was a Patreon from 2018 where Stef reads an email exchange from a psycho mom at her kids' elementary school.

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0:00.0	Made a decision
0:02.2	I'll face the sunniest sun head on.
0:07.6	I had a vision of what it might be like to...
0:14.7	Hey, everybody.
0:16.0	Welcome to Patreon.
0:18.0	Oh, my God.
0:19.2	I get it.
0:20.0	Oh, my God.
0:21.0	Patreon. So, come on, Steph get it. Oh, my God. Patreon.
0:21.8	So, come on, Steph.
0:23.5	I got a barn burner.
0:25.0	I love it.
0:26.9	I've honestly been debating.
0:29.3	I didn't even tell John that I'm going to read this because this could, this, this is some cray, cray shit right here.
0:38.3	Really?
0:38.9	Yeah.
0:39.3	Okay, so tell me.
0:40.8	All right.
0:41.3	Remember the mom?
0:42.9	And I don't remember what I fucking called her kid or what I named her.
0:48.0	But the mom, our family hates your family.
0:51.2	Oh, that mom.
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