FCOL Old Skool: Patreon Release Mobil Muffin's Dad
For Crying Out Loud
For Crying Out Loud
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🗓️ 23 July 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Made a decision |
| 0:02.2 | I'll face the sunniest sun head on. |
| 0:07.6 | I had a vision of what it might be like to... |
| 0:14.8 | What's up, fuckers? |
| 0:18.3 | Stephanie, I love your shirt you're wearing. |
| 0:20.6 | Oh, thanks. It's a gap body. I love that gap, like that material, that soft. Yeah. Yeah, it's really nice. You know the sleeves where you get a, you put your thumb through it for no real good reason? Because it keeps your knuckles warm. Yeah. He's going to fight somebody? Right. |
| 0:38.6 | I don't want to have cold knuckles. Well, with you, you never know. Sucker punch. I know. Yeah. So. Shit's been going down. What? So you got a... Yeah, I got a Patreon. Well, luckily, this is Patreon. Luckily. It's the place for it. Yeah, I was thinking like, could I talk about it on the record? |
| 0:55.7 | No, I don't think I could because |
| 0:58.1 | I just, once you hear it, it's best to keep it off air. Okay. All right. So, you tell me if I'm |
| 1:07.3 | taking crazy bills if this is not normal. Okay. All right. So Moa Muffin. Yeah. It's about her. Yeah. Kind of about her. Okay. All right. So the other day I'm at home, you know, doing my thing. I don't know. And it was like 11 o'clock in the mid morning. So this is the weekend? No.? No, this was during the week. Last week. This was like a Thursday in the middle of the week. Okay, okay. So now, mobile muffin does not live close by. Right. She lives pretty, not walking distance, that's for sure. So, but we. But in the vicinity, because they go to the same school. Yes, yes. But pretty far. I mean, you'd be, you know, to take a dog for a walk, it's pretty far. Right. Right. Okay. So the doorbell rings constantly all the time. I learned to just go, fuck it. I ain't answering you. In the middle of the week, in the middle of the day, the doorbell rings. |
| 2:01.6 | It's always, it's like a pack. |
| 2:05.2 | By the way, the FedEx guy rings the doorbell, and then he just leaves. |
| 2:08.6 | He doesn't even wait around for me to answer it. |
| 2:10.7 | He just drops the package. |
| 2:11.9 | And he's so, then why are you ringing the doorbell? |
| 2:13.9 | Right. |
| 2:14.2 | Trying to annoy me, trying to ding-dong ditch me. Or they're going to be like, hi, I was wondering, we're doing in the neighborhood. And there's been an outbreak of ants. Right. A lot of your neighbors are using our company to get some. And you're like, no, they're not. Or they want to paint. No, they're not. They want to paint your address. Everybody else is doing it. You like to repaint your address. I just did it six months ago. Yeah. Anyway. So, all right, lo and behold. So I don't answer it. But then I look out and I see it's mobile muffin's dad. Oh. Uh-huh. And all right. So I was like, what? |
| 2:53.6 | But here's the. |
| 2:55.3 | And you're by yourself. |
| 2:56.8 | Yes. |
| 2:57.6 | It's weekday and you're alone in the house. |
| 3:00.3 | I'm semi by myself because Peter is wandering around. |
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