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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy

4.817.3K Ratings

Overview

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

561 Episodes

535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin

Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise

Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone

James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'

James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal

James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob

James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note

James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku

James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2024

527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke

James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2024

526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana

James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2024

525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin

Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2024

524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff

Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2024

523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe

Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2024

522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons

Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2024

521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2024

520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer

Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 29 February 2024

519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer

Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 22 February 2024

518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2024

517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes

Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2024

516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour

Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2024

515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker

Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2024

BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024

In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon If you'd like to write in, you can email [email protected] Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2024

514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower

Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2024

513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain

Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted models. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2024

512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap

Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 4 January 2024

511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine

In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 28 December 2023

510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss

In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2023

509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter

In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2023

508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk

Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2023

507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing

Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2023

506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2023

505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2023

504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 9 November 2023

503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute

Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2023

502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February

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Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2023

501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie

A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2023

500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff

Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2023

499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts

Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2023

498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows

Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2023

497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins

Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2023

496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker

Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2023

495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame

Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2023

494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine

Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2023

493: No Such Thing As An X

Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent algorthms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2023

492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps

Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2023

491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War

Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 10 August 2023

490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact

Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2023

489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide

Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2023

488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space

Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2023

487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek

Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2023

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