Little Fish: A Biscuit, A Railway Station, And A Mutt

No Such Thing As A Fish

Science, Comedy, Nature, History

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including raunchy maths, fossilised vomit and apt biscuits. We also hear a fact from an actual Lord and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Little Fish. We've been so happy to get messages from you guys to say that you've been enjoying this show and we certainly enjoy making it. It's a little bit more loose, a little bit more silly than the normal shows, but we really, really love getting your facts, so please do keep sending those in. The reason I've disturbed the start of your show today is because I want to tell
0:21.8	you about a quiz that we're doing. It is for Patreon subscribers on the top tier and it will take
0:27.9	place on the 23rd of January at 7pm UK time. So that'll be sometime in the afternoon if you're in
0:34.8	North America and it'll be very early in the morning if you're
0:38.6	in Australia or New Zealand but hopefully you will still be able to join us. It's going to be
0:43.1	a whole load of fun. We've got loads of amazing stuff planned for you and if you are not a member
0:48.7	of Patreon right now then you had to go to patreon.com slash no such thing as a fish and join our top tier.
0:55.6	You could probably just do it for a month and then quit if you just want to do the quiz.
0:59.3	But honestly, there's so much good stuff on our Patreon that I really think once you join, you will be hucked because we have extra content.
1:06.9	We have merch.
1:08.2	We have video content.
1:09.8	There's all sorts of stuff on there.
1:11.5	We hope we've made it value for money because people going on there help to support the podcast.
1:16.2	So it is a real good mutual benefit thing.
1:19.1	Anyway, enough of that.
1:20.6	Really hope you enjoy this episode of Little Fish. Hello.
1:30.3	Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Little Fish. This is our bonus Monday episode where we put down our facts
1:45.1	and we go through the inbox and we find your best facts from the last seven days. And if you
1:50.1	want to send in yours, by the way, and be part of this show, podcast at QI.com is the place to do it.
1:54.8	But we have had so many entries this week. So let's get straight to it. Point of order. Yeah.
1:59.8	At what stage does this stop being a bonus episode and just become part of our normal day-to-day cotidian, mundane lives? How many weeks we are in now? Ten? This will be about our eighth or ninth or tenth, yep. So when does a relationship stop being new, you know? Oh, well, with my relationship in case my wife's listening, I wake up every morning and think how much I'm in love with her.
2:22.2	Yeah, still butterflies every day.
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