Little Fish: The Cat Is Banging On The Door

No Such Thing As A Fish

Nature, Science, Comedy, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including soccer, snacks and Stonehenge. We discover which of us has an alter-ego called 'Struggle Cop'. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to
0:03.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Little Fish.
0:18.0	Where we put down our favorite facts from the last seven days and we go through the facts that you have sent us via podcast at QI.com. Thank you everyone who has done so. We've had an amazing collection of facts sent in this week. Let's get to it. Who wants to get going?
0:33.6	I've got one. Andy.
0:36.0	Bring that energy, Andy. Bring that energy.
0:38.3	This is from Stephen Turner and it's a very good email.
0:44.3	It combines a good fact and then a bit of abuse and then a bit of praise.
0:49.3	Right.
0:50.3	Okay.
0:51.3	Do you want to miss out the middle bit?
0:52.3	No, I think you need it.
0:55.1	It's a piece of me, though, so don't worry.
0:56.8	Maybe miss the fact.
0:58.1	I'm happy with just pure abuse.
1:01.1	Okay.
1:02.1	Stephen writes, good stevening brackets.
1:06.0	My name is Stephen, and although this is my standard chat-up line,
1:08.8	it barely works in real life as it is predicated on knowing my name beforehand. I think that's fair. And only meeting people at night.
1:16.4	Honestly, I thought he meant I want to give you a good Stevening. And I thought that's a bit
1:22.4	too forward, I think. It's very forward. But at least applicable to daytime as well as night.
1:27.6	I think we can all agree. It's one for the ages, chat-up-wise.
1:32.1	Don't stop using it, Stephen.
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