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Science, History, Comedy, Nature

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including avocado, almonds, Geese and Grace Kelly. James takes us on a hell of a Kentucky Derby ride. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody,
0:02.0	Welcome to a
0:04.0	Hello of Our Fours
0:06.0	Have Our Fours
0:08.0	Have You Have Our Fours
0:10.0	You've sent some in
0:12.0	Little Fish
0:16.0	This is our weekly
0:18.0	Audience Facts show
0:19.0	We've done all of our facts.
0:21.3	We've run out.
0:22.2	And while we wait and think of some more, you've sent some in to podcast.q.com. My name's Andrew Hunter Murray. I'm here with James Harkin and Dan Treiber. Let's get into it. Who's got an audience fact? Should I open with one? Here we go. This is from Stephen Corcoran. and his fact is China defends its border, partly with geese.
0:40.1	Okay, that's good. This is from Stephen Corcoran, and his fact is China defends its border partly with geese.
0:40.1	Okay, that's good.
0:41.5	Yeah, so this is a pandemic thing.
0:43.8	China's border with Vietnam, they were worried that people would COVID were going to come in through the border illegally.
0:50.6	And so they hired a gaggle of geese, 500 of them, to stand guard and honk and bite at anyone who was coming through.
0:58.0	They have teeth.
0:59.0	Well, they've probably got a strong snap on there.
1:02.0	I got a knip on them though.
1:03.0	Yeah, exactly.
1:04.0	The Romans used guard geese.
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