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No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Zoe Lyons joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss road runners, sharks and Eddie the Eagle.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, where we were joined by the incredibly funny and the absolutely charming Zoe Lions. |
| 0:10.1 | If you watch QI, which I bet you do if you listen to this, then you will know all about Zoe. |
| 0:14.6 | She's always fantastic when she comes on our show. |
| 0:17.4 | She's also brilliant on all the other things she does. |
| 0:20.2 | Mock the Week is probably what I mostly associate her with. But yeah, she's also brilliant on all the other things she does. Mock the Week is probably what I |
| 0:21.7 | mostly associate her with. But yeah, she's a brilliant comedian. She's so funny. She's so nice |
| 0:26.8 | and so quick. I mean, all these comedians are, but Zoe, honestly, she is so quick off the blocks. |
| 0:32.1 | It's unbelievable. And actually, what a nice segue. She has a podcast out, all about running. |
| 0:39.8 | Her podcast is called The Running Joke. |
| 0:42.0 | It's with her and Esther Minito, and they just talk all about running. |
| 0:46.2 | You don't have to be a fast runner to enjoy it. |
| 0:48.4 | It's for everyone, really. |
| 0:49.6 | Even if you just plod along at your own pace, it's for you. |
| 0:53.0 | It's extremely accessible. It's extremely |
| 0:54.9 | funny as you would expect everything to be that involves Zoe and highly recommend you get that. |
| 1:00.2 | It's called a running joke and you get it wherever you get your podcasts. |
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| 1:16.6 | like a newsletter that we're currently doing, which has lots of behind the scenes stuff. |
| 1:20.6 | Or you can give us a little bit of money every month, help support the podcast, |
| 1:24.5 | and you can get ad-free episodes you can get bonus content you can get |
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