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No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.8 • 17.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Tom Allen joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Noel, Nudie, Greeks and Gardening.
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| 0:31.9 | Hi everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of No Such Things a Fish where we were joined by The Legend. |
| 1:11.9 | The national treasure already, I think, but definitely future national treasure, Tom Allen. That's right. Tom is absolutely fantastic, as you're about to hear, he's a flanner, he's a man about town. Among many other things, you might not think it because he's so dapper, but he's also a gardener. You might not think it because he speaks so nicely, but he's also a podcaster. And he has a new podcast out. It's called pottering with Tom Allen. And he gets a celebrity to his garden, be it Nish Kumar, be it James A.caster, be it Natalie Cassidy. And they talk about gardening. It's lovely. and I think they do some gardening as well actually. |
| 1:19.2 | He probably has some Natalie Cassidy begonias, some Nish Kumar Asperdistras. |
| 1:21.5 | Lovely. Can James name a third plant? |
| 1:25.7 | Absolutely not. But if you want to hear Tom's podcast, then go to wherever you get your podcast. It's called pottering with Tom Allen, and it's absolutely fantastic. But Andy, we have some more news. That's right. The |
| 1:32.1 | other thing to say is that in a week's time, we're going to be doing the first ever club fish |
| 1:36.6 | quiz. Now, this is for people who've joined Clubfish at the top tier, the friend of the podcast |
| 1:42.0 | tier. We are going to be doing a quiz globally, I imagine. |
| 1:46.1 | We suspect hundreds of thousands may be attending |
| 1:48.0 | and you can be one of them. |
| 1:49.6 | It's going to be on Zoom or equivalent |
| 1:51.9 | streaming platform. We've all been writing |
| 1:54.0 | our questions. We've been showing them to each other. |
| 1:56.1 | We've been coming up with silly games. |
| 1:57.8 | It's going to be so much fun. |
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