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No Such Thing As A Fish

Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Science, Comedy, Nature, History

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including lice, dinosaurs and pin boys. We also learn what spies keep alongside their meat pies, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a new day, but not just any day.

0:03.8

Today is the first day of your apprenticeship, the one you were so nervous about starting.

0:09.3

But you didn't let the fear of the unknown stop you.

0:12.6

No.

0:13.4

When potential came knocking, you not only welcomed it, you ran with it.

0:18.3

Earning while learning on an apprenticeship designed with employers.

0:22.4

All because you chose to make it happen.

0:25.2

It all starts with skills.

0:27.0

See how you can get started.

0:28.7

Search skills for life.

0:30.2

Hi everyone.

0:31.0

Welcome to this week's episode of Little Fish.

0:33.3

We've been so happy to get messages from you guys to say that you've been enjoying this show, and we certainly enjoy making it.

0:39.9

It's a little bit more loose, a little bit more silly than the normal shows, but we really, really love getting your facts, so please do keep sending those in.

0:47.9

The reason I have disturbed the start of your show today is because I want to tell you about a quiz that we're doing.

0:55.3

It is for Patreon subscribers on the top tier and it will take place on the 23rd of January at 7pm UK time. So that'll

1:02.8

be sometime in the afternoon if you're in North America and it'll be very early in the morning

1:07.8

if you're in Australia or New Zealand but hopefully you will still

1:11.2

be able to join us. It's going to be a whole load of fun. We've got loads of amazing stuff

1:15.9

planned for you and if you are not a member of Patreon right now then you had to go to patreon.com

1:22.2

slash no such thing as a fish and join our top tier. You could probably just do it for a month

1:27.3

and then quit if you just want to do the quiz.

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