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Little Fish: I've Booked Us In A Lovely Toilet

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Science, Comedy, Nature, History

4.718.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. 

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Edited by James Harkin
Produced by Leying Lee
Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to

0:05.0

Ohono

0:06.0

The Hondo

0:07.0

The Hondo

0:10.0

and welcome to another episode of Little Fish.

0:16.0

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm joined by James Harkin and Anna Tijinsky

0:20.0

to present a selection of your best facts. You, the audience. You've been emailing podcast at QI.com. By gum, you have been. And we've got some facts that we're going to be telling you now. Who's got a fact? Please, someone's stop this introduction. I'll stop it. I've got a fact yeah it's from a manuel funk

0:39.7

or funk maybe but there's not a little couple of dots um an umlaut huge fat thank you an umlaut

0:45.6

could be a diaresis depending on the word mm but diariesis is a more embarrassing word to say isn't it

0:51.7

yeah yeah yeah i've got diaries. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17.0

He says, I'm a huge fan of the show. Thank you, Manuel. And he's got a fact that sounds like it was scripted by a lazy novelist, he said. But apparently we mentioned German... Why did you not give yourself this one, Andy? Okay, that's rude. Andy's new book is out soon. The recently dismissed coach of Fortuna Dusseldorf is named Marcus Anfang, which translates to beginning.

1:22.2

And he's been replaced by Alexander Ender.

1:23.5

And Andy, you speak German.

1:24.8

Do you know what Ender is?

1:26.0

I think I do, yeah.

1:46.0

It's End. It's End, Beginning and end. So there we go. And then he said as an added fun fact, Marcus Anfang is no stranger to strange headlines. In 2021, he was fired because he'd faked his COVID vaccine. That's just a big of all. Is that fun? he'd faked a vaccine? Yeah. Well, he might have just had the little piece of paper that says you've had it and then written it down. Yeah, sorry.

1:46.8

He feels like you've had it and then written

1:45.7

it down the south.

1:46.7

Yeah, it feels like you've got to go to a lot of effort to fake a whole, like fake a vaccination

1:51.0

centre, fake a letter, fake a letter staff, fake a cue.

1:53.0

He did the paper, yeah, he didn't inject himself with saline solution.

1:58.0

Wow, okay.

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